Some great responses here guys, and I thank you all for the guidance.
I am guilty of just throwing more kit into the cupboard in the hope it will help to make better beer and a simpler life (and because I just LOVE buying stuff lol). But I understand that I need to learn what I've got, and learn how to brew properly before I start making complex beers. And if I've learned one thing well from this thread it's that I need to WAIT! I've been impatient, I can't be the only one of us who brews a beer and then just wants to drink it :) but of course, as I'm sure some others on here have learned, it's better to wait and drink good beer than be disappointing.
I am going to brew today, and am looking on BF for a SMASH brew, to keep it nice and simple. I may try the MO & Chinook IPA.
I will take my time, make sure I get all the measurements and volumes right (I spent some time on Monday measuring the deadspace in my equipment and putting accurate numbers into BF). So if I take my time, keep it simple and make sure I get the numbers bang on, hopefully this will be the first great beer of many.
I could use a cornie at the moment, as I have spare ones... so I was thinking for this instance:
1.) Brew (today).
2.) Ferment in carboy (2 x Weeks).
3.) Chuck in cornie keg and put in fridge to cold crash (few days? or longer?)
4.) Add ~30 psi after the few days of cold crash (?) then leave for a few more days (to carb?)
5.) Remove from fridge and put somewhere cool and dark for another 2 weeks.
Would this be an acceptable thought process? I'm unsure really as to carbonation, so maybe could do with some guidance there...
I'd really like to avoid bottling all of it, because I don't really have anywhere convenient to store the bottles. But I have ordered (you know I like buying stuff right lol), a PET pressure bottling thing, and some PET bottles. So I could pull some test bottles from the keg at various times to check progress.