Charges Be brought

[graysalchemy]

You may or wait until chat is open later :hmm:

 

[Swift Pint]

I wonder what punishment would be befitting of drinking THIS brew?

 

[PD]

the court does not wish to intrude on the good running of this establishment so we will retire to the bar and proceed with the evidence in a more relaxed environment. Sheriff to make sure all facilities are available and get the first round in... I'll bring the hat.
er just in the event the case is proved.

 

[graysalchemy]

er just in the event the case is proved.

Oh it will be and we have Elizium (dead but dreaming) Elderberry stout in tonight ready for the pagan festivities.

 

[abeyptfc]

'uckin hellfire can't I drink anything on here without being brought before the judges!

 

[TRXnMe]

Stone him, then give him a trial, then stone him some more, JD, 'orrible stuff, the only excuse for drinking that is yoof.

Does the accused offer the mitigation of yoof?

 

[evanvine]

M'lord can the court now proceed since you have dispensed with your er.......... entertainment.

Well, I'll be damned!

 

[Vossy1]

You guys :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thoroughly entertaining read...love it :lol:

Stone him, then give him a trial, then stone him some more

:lol:

 

[evanvine]

shall I put me hat on yet ?

I contest this courts validity and even the so called statute! :nono:
"a banned substance under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act Section 4a The Possession and Drinking of American Whiskey."

 

[evanvine]

As this is in the snug,I shamelessy deviate!
RIP B56, Long live B58.
B57 was B2B2.
I still maintain that "magners" is a good fall back when the "Bud" runs out!

 

[PD]

the drinking of American Whiskey is an offence in itself no matter what court its heard in.
Whisky is whisky no substitute..they can call it Bourbon if they want no problem...but it ain't a whisky...

 

[Vossy1]

I still maintain that "magners" is a good fall back when the "Bud" runs out!

One suspects one is being facetious....I submit you are in contempt of court

 

[evanvine]

but it ain't a whisky...

It is if it's Irish!

 

[evanvine]

One suspects one is being facetious....I submit you are in contempt of court

WHO! Innocent little me! :twisted:

 

[TRXnMe]

but it ain't a whisky...

It is if it's Irish!

I could be putting myself in line for being the first one to be cast at, but there are one or two half decent Irish Whiskeys :)

Not on a par with an Islay, or a Speyside, but acceptable in duress :)

 

[PD]

but should a Scotsman drink Irish ?

 

[TRXnMe]

but should a Scotsman drink Irish ?

The Scots I've met would drink damn near anything, even Budwieser :shock: at a push, so I'll vote yes for them drinking Irish Whiskey.

I spent 3 nights in a Hotel in Stratford on Avon (long story, boring, don't ask) with two Scots who were Engineers in a Distillery, my liver hasn't fully recovered even after 12 years

 

[graysalchemy]

A scotsman Should certainly not drink a B$rbon your Honour. They have a fine tradition to up hold.

However in my years north of ta border I did notice that a lot of their Kin folk would drink Vodka and Irn Bru. Now there is a Celtic communist conspiracy like no other.

They are prone to eating and drinking abominations even though they have one of the worlds finest natural larders.

 

[PD]

that's true and I will no doubt bear it in mind when I sentance.....

Scotsmen have little taste

 

[TRXnMe]

that's true and I will no doubt bear it in mind when I sentance.....

Some Scotsmen have little taste

Edited for accuracy, the ones around Speyside and Islay seem to have excellent taste, one or two highland areas do OK as well

I think it's just the Glaswegies and Edinburigies that lack in taste, but cities can do that to a body