Charges Be brought

[graysalchemy]

Friday,

I will be in white gown in Chat on friday. :lol: :lol:

Few :rofl:

I was worried you would be running aroung naked again!! :sick:

That come s latter

As long as its not too cold. :lol: :lol:

 

[Frogfurlong]

That come s latter

As long as its not too cold. :lol: :lol:

Gi'over y' wuss! It's bracing to waggle yer knackers at the Gods at Solstice. Shows 'em yer still breathin!


:lol:

 

[calumscott]

Your honours, graces, eminances, lords, ladies (on Saturday nights only) etc...

Don't want to be a snitch but... *cough* might be seen as a beverage offence?

 

[graysalchemy]

I fail to see the infringement in that thread Mr Scott. :hmm: :hmm:

Don't beat about the Bushel young man, enlighten us a little more.

 

[calumscott]

I fail to see the infringement in that thread Mr Scott. :hmm: :hmm:

Don't beat about the Bushel young man, enlighten us a little more.

my introduction to whiskey was Talisker...

Now, I am aware that the Isle of Skye lies somewhat "across the Atlantic" from mainland Scotland however I'm fairly sure that, unless someone has cheekily towed it several thousand miles west, it is still actually part of Scotland and thereby produces not bourbon but proper whisky...

 

[Frogfurlong]

Now, I am aware that the Isle of Skye lies somewhat "across the Atlantic" from mainland Scotland however I'm fairly sure that, unless someone has cheekily towed it several thousand miles west, it is still actually part of Scotland and thereby produces not bourbon but proper whisky...

Unless I am much mistaken whisky and whiskey are both derivations of uisce (irish) or uisge (scots) and both are acceptable as spelling for the malt based distilled beverage.
Bourbon on the other hand is the devil's urine :lol:

 

[calumscott]

Now, I am aware that the Isle of Skye lies somewhat "across the Atlantic" from mainland Scotland however I'm fairly sure that, unless someone has cheekily towed it several thousand miles west, it is still actually part of Scotland and thereby produces not bourbon but proper whisky...

Unless I am much mistaken whisky and whiskey are both derivations of uisce (irish) or uisge (scots)

You are not mistaken and are indeed correct on that point.

and both are acceptable as spelling for the malt based distilled beverage.
Bourbon on the other hand is the devil's urine :lol:

But not there... the beverage distilled in Scotland has no e. There are, to the best of my knowledge, no whiskeys produced in Scotland only whiskies.

 

[PD]

It is good to see and hear of the watchfulness of fellow members in our relentless fight against the forces of evil, however whisky...whiskey tss I fear Calum your post was more due to your shame in being found guilty of your own misdemeanour's.

A mere trifle in the dessert of the Devils work. Case dismissed,thrown out, beaten and pulverised into nothing with a snear.....

Illiteracy is not a punishable offence in this Court, we embrace all.

 

[LeedsBrewer]

Hummble apollogies to the Speling cort. Ive never bean very gud at it.

 

[PD]

pats his head....the court understands....yur from Leeds....

 

[Abiruth]

I'm guessing the court (kangaroo, buckaroo or otherwise) wouldn't think to highly of me supping on some Stella. In my defense I'm trying to free up some bottles for my first AG that's in the planning stages.

:drink:

 

[Frogfurlong]

But not there... the beverage distilled in Scotland has no e. There are, to the best of my knowledge, no whiskeys produced in Scotland only whiskies.

I defer to the Honorable Gentleman on this point

 

[calumscott]

*collective sharp intake of breath through pursed lips from the public gallery*

*several slink off to find solace at the Scotch Malt Whisky Forum*

 

[PD]

Aaaaaaaaaagh

quote...... I'm guessing the court (kangaroo, buckaroo or otherwise) wouldn't think to highly of me supping on some Stella.

Pour it away,pour it away.....throw it on the fires of hell

 

[graysalchemy]

The devil is at work on this forum and we should all be vigilant and avoid the tentacles of this cancer which is engulfing the soul of this fine brotherhood.

We also must report all blatant infringements of the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act to this court for further investigation and judgement. And if you do fall into the arms of Satan or one of his daughters you must bring yourself before the court for judgement. It is better that you come of your own free will than be caught out....................


Because we are watching you.

 

[calumscott]

A verses of any ode to the gods brew to be posted in this court within 24 hours, the weak defendant will recite it with hand on heart in front of his disappointed fellow brewers.....

The opener from Burns' Tam O' Shanter, describing that wonderfully cosy situation of the warm pub in the early evening when we really should be thinking about getting home...

...but don't...

*places hand on heart*

"When chapmen billies leave the street,
And drouthy neibors, neibors meet,
As market days are wearing late,
An' folk begin to tak the gate;
While we sit bousing at the nappy,
And getting fou and unco happy,
We think na on the lang Scots miles,
The mosses, waters, slaps, and styles,
That lie between us and our hame,
Where sits our sulky sullen dame.
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm...."

(and for those who, like me, just can't resist the rest - it's here )

 

[PD]

quote...

Where sits our sulky sullen dame.
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm...."


I think most on here will understand that...............

Well done Calum..your soul is purged clean again

for now.

 

[Abiruth]

Where sits our sulky sullen dame.
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm...."

Ha ha ha yep sounds like me.

:drink:

 

[calumscott]

Well done Calum..your soul is purged clean again

for now.

Thank you your honour. As further self-inflicted penance I will, tonight, be mostly consuming Lia Fail and Santa's Swally from Inveralmond brewery, The Grace (an astonishing beer tribute to the bard which is as smooth a scottish ale as you will ever find, designed to go down a treat with haggis...) and Reinbeer from Sulwath. :thumb: Another fuzzy morning tomorrow then... :lol:

 

[calumscott]

Where sits our sulky sullen dame.
Gathering her brows like gathering storm,
Nursing her wrath to keep it warm...."

Ha ha ha yep sounds like me.

:drink:

Now there's an astounding honesty! :rofl: