Charges Be brought

[Abiruth]

Now there's an astounding honesty! :rofl:

I blame the devil's drink (aka Stella) :grin:

:drink:

 

[graysalchemy]

Now there's an astounding honesty! :rofl:[/quote]

I blame the devil's drink (aka Stella) :grin:

:drink:[/quote]

Are you coming before this court asking for absolution :hmm: :hmm:

When did you last partake in the drinking of Stella?

Drinking from the Devils Cup is a serious matter and not one to be scoffed at. :evil:

 

[Jeltz]

I once knew a girl called Stella, who was also reassuringly expensive.

 

[Abiruth]

When did you last partake in the drinking of Stella?

Err forgive me GA it has been 10 minutes since my last Stella. I do want to change.....I had a bottle of Little Valley Brewery's Hebden's Wheat yesterday......that must show a willingness to change.

:drink:

 

[PD]

10 minutes after drinking St**la, you stand in this court................................. :pray: :pray:



judge feints and falls backwards.......

 

[evanvine]

Is it only Phettebs and my self who are not cowed by this modern day "Pankhurst" syndrome???

 

[PD]

see what you got from the "Pankhurst" syndrome???.....




Margaret Thatcher.




tis only the silly season..

 

[evanvine]

Margaret Thatcher.

I feel we have but one thought between us. :shock:
And Burns spotted it a tad earlier!

 

[graysalchemy]

I hereby announce that a member of our brethren has just admited to

a bottle of Jack Daniels Honey which will be getting opened tonight.

I hereby bring charges against Abeyptfc of knowingly possessing a bottle Jack Daniels with intent to drink, a banned substance under the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act Section 4a The Possession and Drinking of American Whiskey.

This is a serious indictment as the defendant is of North of the Border and has appeared before this court on similar charges earlier this week.

I ask that the defendant be brought to this court forthwith.

Court Sheriff

GA

 

[cutnrun]

Burn him!!!!!

 

[evanvine]

I come to the defendants aid and do protest the nebulousness of this trumped up charge!

 

[graysalchemy]

I come to the defendants aid and do protest the nebulousness of this trumped up charge!

It is not a trumped up charge he did admit to it and he is from north of the border where it is not legal to drink whisky with an E in it.

If you wish to hold council for the defendant then please feel free.

 

[Swift Pint]

A witch! A witch!!

 

[evanvine]

I'm not opposed to a drop of Jamieson's or Bushmills, both of which have an "E"!!!

 

[graysalchemy]

I'm not opposed to a drop of Jamieson's or Bushmills, both of which have an "E"!!!

Be wary of what you say Sir, you will be admitting to partaking in the drinking of J*$n S*iths .

This court is will act swiftly with those which it feels brings this forum into disrepute.

Now where is Judge PD, I feel it will get busy in here in the not to distant future.

 

[evanvine]

Judge Pee Drible is probably involved with his sheep!

 

[cutnrun]

:shock:

 

[PD]

its a pretty sheep though................

she's called Maaaaaaaargret.

 

[graysalchemy]

M'lord can the court now proceed since you have dispensed with your er.......... entertainment.

 

[PD]

yes yes get on with it....The Court is mindful of the time of year it is, temptation abounds the spirit is weak, etc etc

shall I put me hat on yet ?