Don't understand the fuss. William has had an heir and a spare, well two actually, so I don't get it. Obviously, Good luck to them both - I
actually quite like the ginger one, so it's nowt against him, and I've no idea who his bird is; I know she's American and an actress, so I have nowt against her, but it's not a constitutionally important wedding.
So I'll be getting pissed in York with the Mrs.