The Coronavirus thread.

[MyQul]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...own-law-couples-indoors-england-a9542171.html
So Apparently its illegal now and a criminal offence to have sex with someone indoors who is not in your house hold..

Does that mean find the bushes or what?

I cannot believe they have passed that law, absolute infringement on human rights.

And exactly how are they going to enforce it? The how's your father police?

 

[johncrobinson]

Edit.

Sorry guys repied on wrong thread.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

 

[Covrich]

And exactly how are they going to enforce it? The how's your father police?

Brings a new meaning to getting banged up!

 

[Bjorn Toulouse]

You Can have sex with people out with you own household. As long as its in a wood miles away from your home while testing your eyesight looking for childcare.

 

[Bjorn Toulouse]

while I'm here what about everybody coming into the country has to self isolate for 14 days.
Exceptions:
you are part of an F1 team.
you are testing your eyes to makes sure you can drive
you are looking for child care.

Question1. Going to Sexy Sarah's Escort Agency count as looking for child care?
Question 2. would testing my eye sight count as an excuse after a night on the Sause?
Question 3. As one of the UKs top pogo stick polo players does that count as an elite athlete.
Question 4. If I cover up the windows in my motor home does that count as a lorry?

If Big Dom can get back to me...….

 

[Pirate_Pete]

while I'm here what about everybody coming into the country has to self isolate for 14 days.
Exceptions:
you are part of an F1 team.
you are testing your eyes to makes sure you can drive
you are looking for child care.

Question1. Going to Sexy Sarah's Escort Agency count as looking for child care?
Question 2. would testing my eye sight count as an excuse after a night on the Sause?
Question 3. As one of the UKs top pogo stick polo players does that count as an elite athlete.
Question 4. If I cover up the windows in my motor home does that count as a lorry?

If Big Dom can get back to me...….

What is this Sause you speak of?

 

[Bjorn Toulouse]

Just now it 5 month old Coopers Euro with BE#3 :)

What gets me is if I drove here in Scotland with one pint of beer inside me instant ban.
However, to be forced to stop driving because you are so "ill", knowing your eyesight is failing you is OK. Then driving again.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Question1. Going to Sexy Sarah's Escort Agency count as looking for child care?
Question 4. If I cover up the windows in my motor home does that count as a lorry?

1) If you or Sexy Sarah are under 18, then yes - but you need a >2m strapon to maintain social distancing - although technically that's just a guideline not the law. As far as the law's concerned, indoor sex between two people from different households is banned, but shagging up to 5 other people in the garden is fine.

Never thought Johnson of all people would be the one to ban shagging around.

4) Do you have an HGV licence?

 

[Bjorn Toulouse]

scooter licence do? I will have phone Dom, he has bound to put in loopholes for Boris

what about..... I thought it was my wife? Constable, its like this, because the covid 19 screwed with my eye sight I had to test them. I ended up driving to Sexy Sarah's by mistake because her house looks a bit like ours. I entered and thought she was my wife (because she never said anything and my eyes with the covid). When she spoke I realised my mistake but by a stoke of fortune she offered child care for my kid, who was sick, not sick then sick again. I did what any parent would do.

thus rests the defence m'lord

 

[Chippy_Tea]

 

[MyQul]

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The deaths don't seem to be going down, and in London at least (- there was a massive protest in hyde park with reportedly thousands of people attending and from what ive seem myself) the lockdown is effectively over. From what I've read the 359 from yesterday is more deaths than EU27 combined.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

the lockdown is effectively over.

I was expecting a lot more cars on the road as lockdown was eased but other than it being a bit busier during rush hour its dead round here at all other times.

 

[MyQul]

I was expecting a lot more cars on the road as lockdown was eased but other than it being a bit busier during rush hour its dead round here at all other times.

Whilst the streets and roads are back to normal, the trains are empty. I recently had a flare up of my back problems and it's going to take me a few weeks to get back on the recumbent so I've been commuting by train. Every time I go on the train I'm either the only person in my carriage or at most there's one other person.

 

[kelper]

Any deaths in the last twenty-four hours are not the effect of recent events. But the latest trend does not look so good.

Just play with the 3-day and 7-day rolling average. The unsmoothed numbers are all over the place.

https://ourworldindata.org/coronavi...=true&dailyFreq=true&aligned=true&smoothing=7

 

[Leon103]

The deaths don't seem to be going down, and in London at least (- there was a massive protest in hyde park with reportedly thousands of people attending and from what ive seem myself) the lockdown is effectively over. From what I've read the 359 from yesterday is more deaths than EU27 combined.

I wonder what the breakdown is, are most in the capital?

 

[MyQul]

I wonder what the breakdown is, are most in the capital?

Sorry, Im not following. Do you mean are most people who are no longer obeying the lockdown in London?

 

[marshbrewer]

Latest polling seems to suggest the vast majority (around 73%) are still following the guidance. I wouldn't call that the effective end of lockdown. I've got a run up to Carlisle tomorrow to do a job that can't be done remotely, so it will be interesting to see how busy the roads are.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Every time I go on the train I'm either the only person in my carriage or at most there's one other person.

Have you considered -

 

[MyQul]

Have you considered -





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I was beginning to wonder