Survival game.

[alanbamber123]

I hope this is aloud. (sorry if it isnt)

instructions
The first person (me) has to say a weapon. this can be anything from a rubber duck to a flame thrower.

then the next person to post has to say how they defend them selves for example if it was the flame thrower the next person could say a bucket of water.

after this the next person has to post a different weapon and so on so on.

do we want to play? i will start.

weapon = a silver sword

 

[unclepumble]

A Silver Darling (herring)

 

[alanbamber123]

sheild = boat

weapon = lava

 

[unclepumble]

Sheild = shovel

weapon = a well thrown Haggis

 

[jonewer]

Sheild = shovel

weapon = a well thrown Haggis

Shield = Longshanks

Weapon = Melanie Philips

 

[alanbamber123]

Sheild. Bag pipes
Weapon. Out of tune violin

 

[jonewer]

Sheild. Bag pipes
Weapon. Out of tune violin

Shield = hop strainer
weapon = hot spent grain

 

[abeyptfc]

dunno about anyone else but I dont have a clue what you guys are talking about. :wha:

 

[unclepumble]

Sheild-Flasher Mac

Weapon= clenched fist

 

[prolix]

Shield - paper

Weapon - a flicked peanut

 

[commsbiff]

Shield - My open gob
Weapon - A Karate Chop!

 

[robsan77]

s = jodan uke!!!

w = sheep launcher

 

[unclepumble]

Sheild= excited shepherd (enough to ward off any sheep with a right mind )

Weapon= flying cow pat :sick:

 

[alanbamber123]

S = cricket bat to wack the cow pat back
w = suicidal squiral

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

s: My nuts as a decoy

w: a thousand drawing pins all over the floor

 

[graysalchemy]

S=steam roller
w=Timmy Mallet

You have got me started on another game now

 

[stevander74]

s= shotgun (byebye mallet hehehe)

w= pmt wife

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

S: Chocolate

W: Cheesegrater

 

[Tony]

Damn .. beat me to it .. post removed

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

soz