Survival game.

[Tony]

NP!

S = David Cameron

W = Nick Clegg

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

S: a big axe to kill both of them!

W: Dirty underware

 

[Tony]

:thumb:

male or female underwear?

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

2 weekold male. (the underare is 2 weeks old, not the male). only 1 not so careful owner

 

[alanbamber123]

S = washing machine
W = Computer monitor

 

[Tony]

S = Bean Bag

W = Chuck Norris

 

[alanbamber123]

S = the game
W = Hover tank

 

[stevander74]

s = rpg
w = justin beiber

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

S: Blender (a large one of course)

W: Bubblewrap

 

[alanbamber123]

Pin to pop the bubble rap

W. Rubber chicken

 

[periolus]

s = animatronic fox

w = Reggae Reggae Sauce from a super-soaker

 

[unclepumble]

Sheild: a donner kebab wielding drunk

Weapons: Jemma Atkinson (pair of)

 

[alanbamber123]

s. purple people eater
w. cheep wiskey

 

[periolus]

S = absorbent Christmas cake

W= pure asbestos broadsword

 

[Aleman]

S - Wet Toilet Paper

W - Frozen Horse ****

 

[unclepumble]

s-veg plot

w-a rather large marrow

 

[alanbamber123]

s. explosive catapiller
w. thrown light bulb

 

[unclepumble]

S- a bayonet Pendant (hope the light bulb is energy efficient )

W- a rusty rivet

 

[alanbamber123]

s. hammer to knock the rivet in
w. thrown lucozade bottle

 

[commsbiff]

s - linford christie to drink the lucozade
w - a swinging lunchbox