Jesus Christ

[chopps]

Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Did a skid,

Over to you THBFl

 

[Rodcx500z]

While playing with his pid

 

[Tess Tickle's Brewery]

Pulled a skid
Killed a kid
Left his bolox on a dustbin lid

That's what we used to sing when we were kids.

 

[robster62]

It was-
Georgie Best superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a see through bra.

Where I'm from.

 

[samale]

I am from Belfast
Where dinosaurs don't exist
Most people will call you Mate

 

[samale]

Mate did you say
I know a man from Lisburn
He would make your eyes burn
Speedo's can not be unseen
Age is a real concern

 

[Alastair70]

Mate did you say
I know a man from Lisburn
He would make your eyes burn
Speedo's can not be unseen
Age is a real concern

Oi, enough of that

 

[Twostage]

It was-
Georgie Best superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a see through bra.

Where I'm from.

I remember that too.

 

[PerthRod]

Jesus Christ was originally going to be called Garry..................till Mary stubbed her toe.