How old are you?

[Graz]

1 - How old are you. - 47

2 - do you have a beard. - Nope

3 - what do you weigh. - 14 st 10 / 94kg (I'm 6ft3 though)

4 - what percentage of your hair remains - 100% (I think, getting more hair as I grow older but in all the places I don't want it, ears, nose etc.)

 

[Dutto]

Time to change a few of those statistics?

1. 76 years old (many thanks to @coffindodger for not making me the oldest!)

2. Goatee Beard (with shaved cheeks, trimmed nasal hair and plucked ears)

3. 120.3 kg (the diet starts soon - if I live that long)

4. +/-70% of my hair (but cut so short that a nephew thought I was totally bald)

 

[Zephyr259]

1 - 34
2 - yes
3 - 105kg ( I am 1.95m but yeh, it’s a lot)
4 - 95% and reducing fast

Oddly similar on 1 - 3 here...

1 - 33 (I would have been youngest until @Miko posted)
2 - full beard
3 - 108 kg at 6'5" (think that's 196cm, I know my weight in kg these days due to the weigh in for the choppers)
4 - all of it and it's down to my waist, oh, and ginger. :-) My mum's brother still have a full head of hair so I'm hopeful to keep it.

 

[CD]

I must have a doppelganger somewhere, as I am not the 73 year old bloke from Marlow, last heard from in 2012, that Dutto's link says I am.

 

[IainM]

(1) 34
(2) Yup, but it's going grey
(3) 110kg at 6'0, as my wife likes to point out
(4) 90% I'd say

 

[kelper]

New average 47. Please don't say 50 odd. Does that mean 59 1/2???? I assumed 55 charitably. So 2,174 from 46 replies.

 

[mancdaz]

- 45
- full beard (badger colours)
- 90kg/6ft
- all of it

 

[DragonHeadBrewery]

1 - 44

2 - Full beard

3 - in the region of 85

4 - 0... shaved head :thumba:

 

[Pete21]

1- 63

2- goatee

3- fat b'stard (height 6'3")

long ponytail down to the middle of my back & full head of hair

 

[AXW123]

56
No beard - lucky that
As I am a woman
Long blonde hair
Women never sat what they weigh but not to fat

 

[Dale Shields]

1 - Age -30

2 - Beard - Yes

3 - Weight -13 stone

4 - Hair % - 95% (cut my hair too short last trip to the barbers)

 

[MmmBeer]

1 - 50
2 - No
3 - 101kg
4 - About 95% and no greys except on chin, hence 2.

 

[HarryFlatters]

1 - How old are you. - 36

2 - do you have a beard. - Sort of

3 - what do you weigh. - 14 st

4 - what percentage of your hair remains 100%

 

[wither2000]

1 - 49 for the next 5 days
2 - yes, clippered stubble
3- 60kg
4 - 90% - receding gradually

 

[Spudhead94]

1 - How old are you. - 24 - Youngest I believe?

2 - do you have a beard. - Nope

3 - what do you weigh. - 97kg / 15st.4

4 - what percentage of your hair remains - 100%

 

[Haggisathome]

1 - How old are you. 43

2 - do you have a beard. No ....no way

3 - what do you weigh. Chunky monkey.... more relaxed muscle

4 - what percentage of your hair remains. All of it

 

[ElCox]

1. How old are you? 41
2. Do you have a beard? Yes indeed
3. What do you weigh? 82kg of which probably half is beer
4. What percentage of your hair remains? All of it :) no grey hairs either yet despite grey patches in beard

 

[kelper]

Gaw blimey, I never knew I'd get so many responses! Will update the average tomorrow. It seems to be dropping as the busy guys with work and young family respond. We old farts are online more frequently, obviously.

 

[Ajhutch]

Someone check @Spudhead94 for ID!

 

[chrissyr63]

1 - 55
2 - yes but trimmed frequently so more facial hair thing!
3 - 95kg
4 - erm thinning on top so 60-70%?