I've put me shorts on. That'll do.
If you're a towny. We country folk have nettles and thistles to deal with.When you’re wearing sandals don’t wear the socks.
You country folk wear cut down wellies in summer.If you're a towny. We country folk have nettles and thistles to deal with.
Mad dogs and Englishmen will go out in the midday sun.Keep your dogs inside!
I wish I could.....I have to wear compression socks due to a medical condition. It's like wearing woolen wintersocks in this heat.When you’re wearing sandals don’t wear the socks.
Can't resist it. Sorry.I wish I could.....I have to wear compression socks due to a medical condition. It's like wearing woolen wintersocks in this heat.
What?We do normally wear wellies in summer but recent reports of a bright light in the sky travelling daily from east to west have alarmed us no end.
Don't you normally spend the summer on the Continent with the rest of We The Incontinent? Dutto?Er … I’m not in the 10% of people who don’t know what “Aircon” means (I used to lecture on the subject) but I am one of the 95% of people who don’t own one in the UK.
The climate change, coupled with the rising price of electricity and gas, makes the installation of a “Heat Pump” system almost essential.
I say “almost” because the money required to rip out a traditional Combi Boiler and replace it with a Heat Pump would require a number of years to recover the investment.
Some of us may not have the number of years required.
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Huge admiration for your wife!Hard luck Dutto - Have you tried an E bike? Wife has arthritis in both knees and one hip the other hip having been replaced (twice) but she can still manage 20 miles rides
Opening widows in house would only heat me up more and make the Mrs angry.Here are my own “Hot Weather Preparations”.
(*) When NOT in sun.
- Open widows in house. (*)
- Open door to BrewShed. (*)
- Open house doors. (*)
- Ensure door fly screens in place.
- Put fresh water in Spray Bottle.
- Put Spray Bottle in fridge. (**)
- Put 2 litres of water in fridge. (**)
- Put soft drinks in fridge. (**)
- Top up Cologne Sprays. (***)
- Set up fans in house.
- Water garden plants. (*)
- Stay out of the sun and in shade whenever possible!
(**) House fridge.
(***) Sprays of French Cologne increase the cooling effect of water!
Add your own preparations to the list and please stay safe!
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Check the opening times before you travel, there's quite a few supermarkets open during the night anymore.Opening widows in house would only heat me up more and make the Mrs angry.
No cycling or beer for me on monday.
If we fancy cooked food, either the bbq or we can use the airfryer outside on a 13amp extension lead.
It still too hot a trip to chilled isle in 24 hr tescos via an air conditioned car will be in order
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