Girlfriend leaving me :(

[Essex_Lad]

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The
Monkees, I thought she was joking


......... And then I saw her face.
:

 

[phettebs]

At first I thought you were just taking the ****. Now I'm a believer. :lol:

Now where's my coat?

 

[robsan77]

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my ocd. I said fine, just shut the door 5 times on your way out.

 

[robsan77]

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Ross Kemp. I saw it was about to get ugly, so I just got the hell out of there!

 

[eblis]

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my addiction to twitter..........


I said "I'm sorry i don't follow you"

 

[Essex_Lad]

My previous girlfriend left and took with her my Bob Marley CD’s and the SKY remote, I was gutted……. No woman no sky

 

[robsan77]

My girlfriend has just left me, because apparently I don't finish normal sentences the way they are supposed to be animal porn.

 

[adrianmole72]

My girlfriend has just left me because of all the philosophical theories I believe.

Like I care. She doesn't exist anyway.

 

[Essex_Lad]

My girlfriend told me she is leaving because I never listen to a word she says...

Cheese and pickle please, I replied.

 

[Devonhomebrew]

hahahahahaah made my day coming on here
:drink:

 

[Cussword]

Last week my wife ran off with my best friend,



I really miss him .

 

[Essex_Lad]

My girlfriend said she is leaving me because I spend too much time fishing...then it turned out she was only joking!

Fair to say I took the bait........then the rods........then the reels........then the net.......

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The
Monkees, I thought she was joking


......... And then I saw her face.
:

Is she on the "Last train to Clarksville" ? :whistle:

BB

 

[Wez]

Whadda song

 

[Wez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ihJWjVDdvs&feature=fvst

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Wish the wife would leave me :pray: :pray: .....maybe I'm just a "Daydream Believer"

BB (Big Bloater)

 

[andyh]

My previous girlfriend left and took with her my Bob Marley CD’s and the SKY remote, I was gutted……. No woman no sky

:clap: :clap: Ha Ha, Class.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Wife's just left me for a midget, never thought she would stoop that low..

 

[big brew ejit]

My wife told me she was leaving so I cracked open the best bottle of champagne we were keeping for a special occasion.
Wife asked what the feck was I doing?
'You just told me you were leaving' I replied
'I was leaving to go to the shop you b@$?@£&'

And then the fight started Your Honour.

 

[pittsy]