Today getting the turkey I saw a guy who I used to hang around with who my mam use to joke "I got at a car boot sale" because I bought a top box for a motorbike off him at one and we ended up being friends. One of my other friends ended up calling him "Prick Tony" because we were all mad into taking the **** out of each other and he used to get upset about it and sulk. He was loads older than us, though.
I hadn't seen him for years, then I realised I could recognise him because he was the only one in the shop not wearing a mask. Then I did sort of think oh god.... yeah, he's a prick.
We had great times together, though. He suspected his girlfriend was cheating on him and I gave him a voice activated dictaphone which he hid on top of the kitchen cupboards where the phone was and we found out she was shagging Phil the Taxi Driver : a man who hand painted his car green with a paint brush. Yes it looked appalling. Yes the paint was not for cars. This all sounds like some mad sitcom now and I've barely scratched the surface.
Anyway, there's probably something related to covid in all that tripe so I'm hitting that reply button.