Thoughts of the day.

[unclepumble]

life is too short not to chase your dreams!

Agree but I'd sooner chase miss green at number 36 :lol:

 

[robsan77]

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather

 

[snail59]

I refuse to walk meekly towards certain death.

(dont know who said it but I agree) :thumb:

 

[grapefruitmoon]

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen

 

[Tony]

Hmmmm .. so who is miss green UP?

 

[snail59]

My glass is not half empty nor is it half full. My glass is too small.

Someone on radio 4 today :

 

[unclepumble]

Hmmmm .. so who is miss green UP?

There isn't one I made it up, mainly hoofers around here to be honest!

UP

 

[Tony]

mainly hoofers around here to be honest!

UP

:rofl:

 

[Frisp]

you can lead a whore to culture
but you cannot make her think.......

 

[Frisp]

Never drink whisky without water.....

nor drink water without whisky.......................

 

[fermentall]

"The early bird may catch the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese"
ANON

Having sex is like playing bridge,if you partner is no good you'd better have a good hand. :grin:

 

[snail59]

Some people are made to own the toilet. Some people are made to clean the toilet. We all decide what we do.

 

[robsan77]

there are 10 types of people in this world...

thoses that understand binary and those that dont.

 

[Sean_Mc]

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhoea, and something called relationships.
Ali G

 

[bones]

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhoea, and something called relationships.
Ali G

Sex is 10% of a relationship

But 90% of the problems :shock:

 

[unclepumble]

"If you think sex is a pain in the **** you are doing it wrong"

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