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Déscartes :thumb:alandkell said:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :
All together now:
Immanuel Kant was a real **** tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently ******!
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, âI drink therefore I am.â
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******!
dennisking
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:clap: Good to be reminded of that great sketchMoley said:Déscartes :thumb:alandkell said:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :
All together now:
Immanuel Kant was a real **** tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently ******!
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, âI drink therefore I am.â
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******!
unclepumble
Landlord.
brougham said:
"Daniel San wipe on wipe off, wipe on, wipe off"
Mr Miagi (The Karate Kid)
bones
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All beer is good... :drink: just some are better than others :drink: :drink: :drink:
unclepumble
Landlord.
"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less"
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UP
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UP
snail59
Regular.
Pain is temporary GLORY is forever :thumb:
Pain is natures way of telling you your still ALIVE :thumb:
Pain is natures way of telling you your still ALIVE :thumb:
dennisking
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ummmmmmm BEER
Hommer Simpson
Hommer Simpson
CptnCrackoff
Regular.
Can i add...
"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"
CptnCrackoff - Just now
"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"
CptnCrackoff - Just now
unclepumble
Landlord.
CptnCrackoff said:
"You should have seen the one that got away"
CptnCrackoff - Just now :rofl:
Cussword
Landlord.
It is better to look the fool, than to open your mouth & prove it.
Dunno...
One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR.
Everbody :drunk:
Dunno...
One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR.
Everbody :drunk:
snail59
Regular.
If you pick a fight with an idiot the best result is you won a fight against an idiot.
jenki
Active Member
or you lost a fight to a 2nd Dan black belt who's an idoit :lol:
