Thoughts of the day.

[alandkell]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

 

[Moley]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

Déscartes :thumb:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :

All together now:

Immanuel Kant was a real **** tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently ******!

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am.”
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******!

 

[dennisking]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

Déscartes :thumb:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :

All together now:

Immanuel Kant was a real **** tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently ******!

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am.”
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******!

:clap: Good to be reminded of that great sketch

 

[robsan77]

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.

 

[brougham]

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”

Zen Proverb

 

[unclepumble]

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”

Zen Proverb

"Daniel San wipe on wipe off, wipe on, wipe off"

Mr Miagi (The Karate Kid)

 

[emmlex]

In the land of the blind a one eyed man is king (tom waite)

 

[bones]

All beer is good... :drink: just some are better than others :drink: :drink: :drink:

 

[robsan77]

Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
- Bernard M. Baruch

 

[unclepumble]

"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less"

?

UP

 

[robsan77]

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein

 

[snail59]

Pain is temporary GLORY is forever :thumb:

Pain is natures way of telling you your still ALIVE :thumb:

 

[garwatts]

Scratch and Sniff
(Playboy?)

 

[dennisking]

ummmmmmm BEER

Hommer Simpson

 

[CptnCrackoff]

Can i add...

"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"

CptnCrackoff - Just now

 

[unclepumble]

Can i add...

"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"

CptnCrackoff - Just now

"You should have seen the one that got away"

CptnCrackoff - Just now :rofl:

 

[Cussword]

It is better to look the fool, than to open your mouth & prove it.

Dunno...

One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR.

Everbody :drunk:

 

[snail59]

If you pick a fight with an idiot the best result is you won a fight against an idiot.

 

[jenki]

or you lost a fight to a 2nd Dan black belt who's an idoit :lol:

 

[robsan77]

life is too short not to chase your dreams!