Thoughts of the day.

[alandkell]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

 

[Moley]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

Déscartes :thumb:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :

All together now:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am.”
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!

 

[dennisking]

i think therefore i am! :thumb:

dunno who said think it might have been a philosopher :rofl:

Déscartes :thumb:
One of the great drinkers (according to Python) :

All together now:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss tank who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Shopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't tietzche 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed!

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And René Déscartes was a drunken fart, “I drink therefore I am.”
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed, a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!

:clap: Good to be reminded of that great sketch

 

[robsan77]

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.

 

[brougham]

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”

Zen Proverb

 

[unclepumble]

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”

Zen Proverb

"Daniel San wipe on wipe off, wipe on, wipe off"

Mr Miagi (The Karate Kid)

 

[emmlex]

In the land of the blind a one eyed man is king (tom waite)

 

[bones]

All beer is good... :drink: just some are better than others :drink: :drink: :drink:

 

[robsan77]

Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
- Bernard M. Baruch

 

[unclepumble]

"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less"

?

UP

 

[robsan77]

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein

 

[snail59]

Pain is temporary GLORY is forever :thumb:

Pain is natures way of telling you your still ALIVE :thumb:

 

[garwatts]

Scratch and Sniff
(Playboy?)

 

[dennisking]

ummmmmmm BEER

Hommer Simpson

 

[CptnCrackoff]

Can i add...

"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"

CptnCrackoff - Just now

 

[unclepumble]

Can i add...

"Why did i finish work last night, drive 55 miles, hurl £20 worth of bait into the sea, sit there so cold that frost appeared on my rod, stay there til 2pm, get to bed just after half 3 this morning, then up for work at 6, all for one codling of 6ozs"

CptnCrackoff - Just now

"You should have seen the one that got away"

CptnCrackoff - Just now :rofl:

 

[Cussword]

It is better to look the fool, than to open your mouth & prove it.

Dunno...

One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila, FLOOR.

Everbody :drunk:

 

[snail59]

If you pick a fight with an idiot the best result is you won a fight against an idiot.

 

[jenki]

or you lost a fight to a 2nd Dan black belt who's an idoit :lol:

 

[robsan77]

life is too short not to chase your dreams!