Thoughts of the day.

[robsan77]

Just thought it might be nice to have a thread where members could post any wisdom and advice they come across in the form of a short message. Any useful sayings and quotes really.

such as:

"if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" (Marilyn Monroe)

 

[Muddydisco]

If you marry a girl you no longer have the abilty to make her laugh, hence she no longer will do anything for you. :rofl:

 

[robsan77]

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Jennie Jerome Churchill

 

[Moley]

No-one can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't drink water, fish f**k in it.
W.C. Fields

 

[robsan77]

Come quickly! I am tasting stars!





Dom Perignon (1638-1715) at the moment of his discovering champagne.

 

[unclepumble]

"Don't Eat Yellow Snow"
ANON
"Never wipe your bum with a Broken Bottle"
ANON

 

[snail59]

Only pick the fruit ABOVE waist height.

The Hundleby Hedgerow Hoochers 2010-?

 

[Sean_Mc]

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

 

[31bb3]

Life is like a box of chocolates ,You never know what your going to get !
Forrest Gump

 

[tubby_shaw]

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"
Stan Laurel

and on a more serious note

"To ask may be but a moment's shame, not to ask and remain ignorant is a lifelong shame."
Japanese proverb

 

[TheMumbler]

a mate of mine who fences once said:
"It is not about the winning; it's about the not-getting-stabbed-in-the-********"
Seems like it could apply to life in general

 

[dennisking]

Life is just a bowl of All Bran, you wake up every morning and it`s there.

Steve Marriot

 

[unclepumble]

You Sir are Drunk!
You Madam are Ugly I shall be sober in the morning!
Winston Churchill

 

[Tony]

I am at two with nature.

Woody Allen.

 

[Kermit The Grog]

Big or small fat or thin Vaseline will get it in

 

[bones]

A trout in the pot is better than a salmon in the sea.... :pray:

 

[Bru4u]

It is my design to die in a brewhouse; let ale be placed to my mouth when i am expiring, that when the choir of angles come, they may say "Be God propitious to this drinker" ..... Saint Colombanus

 

[robsan77]

Ask not what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive... then go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
Howard Thurman

 

[broadfordbrewer]

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it."

— Jonathan Winters

 

[Duncs]

"The early bird may catch the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese"
ANON