Porridge Jim but not as we know it.

[An Ankoù]

Surely that's stout oatmeal... Or was that an old girl friend

You don't mean Tubby Tess from The Bittern in Southampton? Stout-hearted a lass as you could ever wish to meet. A full packet of Number 6 and a gallon of brandy and Babycham and we'd have to push her home in a wheelbarrow. It all caught up with her in the end, though. Buried her in '96 at 96. Is that the old flame you're referring to and how would you know anyway?