Picture or Video of the day.

[Jim Brewster]

 

[Benfleet Brewery]

 

[Chippy_Tea]

 

[Yellow Car]

Portable beer garden anyone?
https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/15983787

 

[Twostage]

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It is me or is the man holding up a pint ?

 

[Twostage]

Reminds me of the joke "Just met a bloke with one leg called Charlie". I'm not going to do the punchline, we all know it.

First person to post the correct punchline wins a prize*. Participants must be 18 or over, terms and conditions apply, see website for details**

*There is no prize
**There is no website

 

[Clint]

He smells....TERRIBLE!

 

[Twostage]

He smells....TERRIBLE!

That's the other joke

 

[Chippy_Tea]

First person to post the correct punchline wins a prize*.

He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed.

 

[Tickles58]

He became so much part of the family we couldn’t eat him all at once.

Oh that’s the pig joke sorry

 

[Twostage]

He won't sell many ice creams going at that speed.

I know it but can't bring it to mind.

 

[Twostage]

He became so much part of the family we couldn’t eat him all at once.

Oh that’s the pig joke sorry

Yep, one of my favorites - the blokes laugh and the girls go 'Awwww'.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I know it but can't bring it to mind.

I was close but no cigar

 

[matt.]

I don't think my teeth are up to eating one of those these days too much of a risk of breaking something

Snap.
Pun intended.

 

[hop-a-long]

They should put...Nice with kebabs! On beer bottles.

Bad @Clint , in your case it should've read: Nice with CURRY!

 

[Clint]

That an all!

 

[Chippy_Tea]

 

[Rodcx500z]

With giblets, i would want the whole feckin bird

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Remember back in the day when cars didn't have computers.

MK1 Cortina -

 

[Clint]

This time tomorrow that bird will be £10.