OK so I'm brewing beer and the women are moaning a bit....

[ScottM]

It's actually only 7.76% :P

Sounds like proper wreck the hoose juice

Look dude I told her I had 7.8 inches and got away with it do you honestly believe she's going to question my ABV? :rofl:

Careful, 2 wrongs don't make a right. If you keep "averaging up" here and there she'll soon catch on and you're world will come crashing down.

You're first mistake is quoting over 6. When the 12" rule comes out it'll not be a pretty site when half of it isn't even shaded