I don't think this is the right plaice for all these jokes the thread should be in the snug 
Nicola Sturgeon says time is right to resign as Scotland's first minister
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You are right. We whaley need to get back on topic.
An Ankoù
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On the contrary. We're having a whale of a time.
An Ankoù
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Oh clam up. You've got no sole.
I reckon the investigation will find out her husband only owed six quid.
A right pair of sharks or was it a stingray, it will turn out to be a load of pollocks or a smash and crab
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I really think she resigned before she was pushed out of her plaice in office.
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Some of you need a good battering for posting such carp comments!
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I think people are being a bit koi...
Clarence
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Taking a Bird's Eye viiew of the situation, I see he's been stitched up like a kipper even thought the cops didn't manage to winkle anything out of him. What a bunch of barrstards!
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Only a piker knows why a dogfish hangs out of the car window
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Nicola has said (let that one go 😁) that she just wants to get on with her life and her job after a week that saw her home searched by Scottish pollock.
I wonder if eel get a fair trial on twitter
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No word of a trail yet. He is findamentally still innocent.
It'll probably ling=er on...
Well she's no Angel but if they get off with it they'll no doubt celebrate with a Grouper friends and dance the Conger...
Thats bad I'm off to have a look at myself.
Thats bad I'm off to have a look at myself.
I wonder if he had a mullet when he was young?
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I wish they'd get their skates on and charge him. I'm tired of all this whiting.
Is his middle name trout he is a bit slippery
I still think she's shrimp'y the best. The police bust was complete over-krill,,,
