Homemade equipment

[Stevieboy]

If Nicola Sturgeon took a Zander at his thread she'd think we were all very Bass.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Surely you mean Salmon.

 

[531Man]

No Dad's Army so don't tell him your name Pike.

True story heard in Starbucks near London Bridge Station;
Picture: Inside entrance, a long slow queue to order morning coffee.
Assistant to customer at counter, "your name?" (to write on take away coffee cup),
Heard clearly, quick as a flash from the back of the queue,
"Don't tell him, Pike!"
Half the shop collapsed in laughter, other half, 'What?'.
Priceless.

So now if ever I'm asked for my name at a coffee counter, it's "Pike"!
Sometimes a reaction, sometimes not.

 

[micklupulo]

For Cod's sake scale it down!