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FatDad

FatDad

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Here's a bit of fun I found on the interweb today.

My Real Ale name is "Peeler's Dark Lobster Slurper"

What's yours?

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Digital Temperature Watch Heating Thermometer Home Brewing Tools for Wine Bottle
£14.76
Digital Temperature Watch Heating Thermometer Home Brewing Tools for Wine Bottle B&D DIRECT STORE
BJ #5s Kit - 25L Premium Winemaking Equipment Set (30 Bottles Size)
£45.99
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Brewing Mate 2 x Demijohn Airlock and Bung Set, Bubbler Air Lock for Home Brewing, Essential Equipment for Wine Making and Cider Making
-5%
£9.45 £9.99
Brewing Mate 2 x Demijohn Airlock and Bung Set, Bubbler Air Lock for Home Brewing, Essential Equipment for Wine Making and Cider Making Stratum One
2" OD64mm x 1.5" OD50.5mm Tri- Clamp Reducer with (19mm) OD50.5mm Thermometer Connector for Homebrewing Distillation,SS304 ICXLPMC(Main Body)
£56.45
2" OD64mm x 1.5" OD50.5mm Tri- Clamp Reducer with (19mm) OD50.5mm Thermometer Connector for Homebrewing Distillation,SS304 ICXLPMC(Main Body) chengshifengamz
Premium 25 Litre Beer and Wine Making Starter Kit with 2 Buckets Makes 30 or 60 Bottles, Equipment Kit, Homebrewing Set for Wine, Beer, Cider and Mead Making, Basic Brewing Equipment Almost Off Grid
£46.95
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DIAH DO IT AT HOME Beer Making Kit 5 litre George's Beer Home Brew Craft Beer Starter Kit Equipment and Ingredients (PILS)
£35.95
DIAH DO IT AT HOME Beer Making Kit 5 litre George's Beer Home Brew Craft Beer Starter Kit Equipment and Ingredients (PILS) do-it-at-home
Almost Off Grid 4 x Bubbler Airlocks for Homebrewing, Winemaking, Mead Making, Beer Making, Cider Making, Fermenting
£8.49
Almost Off Grid 4 x Bubbler Airlocks for Homebrewing, Winemaking, Mead Making, Beer Making, Cider Making, Fermenting Almost Off Grid
Mangrove Jack 10x Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g)
£23.05 (£230.50 / kg)
Mangrove Jack 10x Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g) 247 Homebrew
Lalvin EC-1118 Wine Yeast (10 Pack) - Champagne Yeast - Make Wine Cider Mead Kombucha At Home - 5 g Sachets - Saccharomyces cerevisiae - Sold by CAPYBARA Distributors Inc.
£9.99 (£199.80 / kg)
Lalvin EC-1118 Wine Yeast (10 Pack) - Champagne Yeast - Make Wine Cider Mead Kombucha At Home - 5 g Sachets - Saccharomyces cerevisiae - Sold by CAPYBARA Distributors Inc. CAPYBARA Distributors Inc. (UK)
BJ #3 Kit - Premium Winemaking Equipment Set (6 Bottles Size)
£44.99
BJ #3 Kit - Premium Winemaking Equipment Set (6 Bottles Size) BiggerJugs
Sanitary clamp 1.5" (38mm) OD50.5mm Sanitary Tri-Clamp 90-Degree Pipe With Nipple And Electronic Thermometer, Stainless Steel 304 Home brewing(Without Thermometer)
£63.25
Sanitary clamp 1.5" (38mm) OD50.5mm Sanitary Tri-Clamp 90-Degree Pipe With Nipple And Electronic Thermometer, Stainless Steel 304 Home brewing(Without Thermometer) DAN CHENG XIAN PENG SHI DA SHANG MAO DIAN
4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module with FNPT 1/2" for Homebrewing Distillation,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 ICXLPMC(with Thermometer)
£57.33
4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module with FNPT 1/2" for Homebrewing Distillation,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 ICXLPMC(with Thermometer) chengshifengamz
2X Bulldog Mead Yeast & Nutrient High Alcohol 28g for 20-25L
£6.49 (£231.79 / kg)
2X Bulldog Mead Yeast & Nutrient High Alcohol 28g for 20-25L Virtuoso (VAT Registered)
247Homebrew Cider Making Kit Full Starter 5L PET Demijohn Also Makes Mead & Ginger Beer
£48.24
247Homebrew Cider Making Kit Full Starter 5L PET Demijohn Also Makes Mead & Ginger Beer 247 Homebrew
5X Mangrove Jack’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g)
£15.48 (£309.60 / kg)
5X Mangrove Jack’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g) 247 Homebrew
HMCOCOOFM 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm (With Thermometer)
£437.77
HMCOCOOFM 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm (With Thermometer) weifangguanhuawangluokejiyouxiangongsi
How to Brew: Everything You Need to Know to Brew Great Beer Every Time
-25%
£14.25 £18.99
How to Brew: Everything You Need to Know to Brew Great Beer Every Time Amazon.co.uk
DIAH DO IT AT HOME Beer & Wine Making Starter Kit - Basic Equipment - All You Need in One Box Homemade Beer & Wine Home Brewing
£34.95
DIAH DO IT AT HOME Beer & Wine Making Starter Kit - Basic Equipment - All You Need in One Box Homemade Beer & Wine Home Brewing do-it-at-home
Mangrove Jack 3X ’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g)
-12%
£10.49 (£349.67 / kg) £11.96 (£398.67 / kg)
Mangrove Jack 3X ’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g) Almost Off Grid
Spicy World Tartaric Acid Pure 3.5oz - Top Grade, USP Certified, Food Grade, Vegan - Perfect for Wine Making, Mead
£14.87 (£149.86 / kg)
Spicy World Tartaric Acid Pure 3.5oz - Top Grade, USP Certified, Food Grade, Vegan - Perfect for Wine Making, Mead Amazon US
4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module With FNPT 1/2" For Homebrewing,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 ZUZAOJUYIN(With Thermometer)
£59.54
4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module With FNPT 1/2" For Homebrewing,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 ZUZAOJUYIN(With Thermometer) zhuzhaojunamz
Almost Off Grid Mead Yeast - 10g Sachet
£3.99 (£399.00 / kg)
Almost Off Grid Mead Yeast - 10g Sachet Almost Off Grid
5 x Honey Yeast Bulldog Mead
£10.99 (£2.20 / count)
5 x Honey Yeast Bulldog Mead do-it-at-home
BAWHO 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm QINTINYIN(With Thermometer)
£445.68
BAWHO 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm QINTINYIN(With Thermometer) hnhktrsmyxgs
Malt (Brewing Elements): A Practical Guide from Field to Brewhouse
-20%
£11.95 £14.99
Malt (Brewing Elements): A Practical Guide from Field to Brewhouse Amazon.co.uk
Almost Off Grid 25 Litre Home Brewing Kit for Beginners, Makes 30 Bottles, Equipment Starter Kit, Homebrewing Set for Wine, Beer, Cider and Mead Making, Basic Brewing Equipment
-6%
£29.95 £31.95
Almost Off Grid 25 Litre Home Brewing Kit for Beginners, Makes 30 Bottles, Equipment Starter Kit, Homebrewing Set for Wine, Beer, Cider and Mead Making, Basic Brewing Equipment Almost Off Grid
Historical Brewing Techniques: The Lost Art of Farmhouse Brewing
-29%
£14.25 £19.99
Historical Brewing Techniques: The Lost Art of Farmhouse Brewing Amazon.co.uk
Bulldog Brews Mead Yeast and Nutrient
£5.88 (£0.24 / l)
Bulldog Brews Mead Yeast and Nutrient 247 Homebrew
2" OD64mm x 1.5" OD50.5mm Tri- Clamp Reducer with (19mm) OD50.5mm Thermometer Connector for Homebrewing,SS304 ZUZAOJUYIN(with Fittings)
£104.00
2" OD64mm x 1.5" OD50.5mm Tri- Clamp Reducer with (19mm) OD50.5mm Thermometer Connector for Homebrewing,SS304 ZUZAOJUYIN(with Fittings) zhuzhaojunamz
FOR THE LOVE OF HOPS (Brewing Elements): The Practical Guide to Aroma, Bitterness and the Culture of Hops
-20%
£11.95 £14.99
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BKGWCSOR 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm(With Thermometer)
£446.55
BKGWCSOR 4L 4" OD119mm * 1.5" OD50.5mm Copper Onion Head For Homebrewing,Thickness 1.5mm(With Thermometer) yuanhaidianzi
WATER COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE (Brewing Elements): A Comprehensive Guide for Brewers
-20%
£11.95 £14.99
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2x Mangrove Jack’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g)
£7.51 (£375.50 / kg)
2x Mangrove Jack’s Craft Series Mead Yeast M05 (10g) Almost Off Grid
Craft Brew: 50 homebrew recipes from the world's best craft breweries
-41%
£8.90 £14.99
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Brewing Classic Styles: 80 Winning Recipes Anyone Can Brew
-21%
£11.85 £14.99
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The Meaning of Beer: The Surprising Story of how Beer Made Us
-19%
£13.69 £16.99
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4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module with FNPT 1/2" for Homebrewing Distillation,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 RUAJOGYNVM(with Thermometer)
£57.33
4"(102mm) OD119mm Tri-clamp Rectification Module with FNPT 1/2" for Homebrewing Distillation,Length 2"(50mm),Thickness 2mm,SS304 RUAJOGYNVM(with Thermometer) guoleiamz
The Modern Homebrewer
-22%
£14.85 £18.99
The Modern Homebrewer Amazon.co.uk
Wild Brews: The craft of home brewing, from sour and fruit beers to farmhouse ales: WINNER OF THE FORTNUM & MASON DEBUT DRINK BOOK AWARD
-19%
£17.87 £22.00
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DIAH DO IT AT HOME Fermenter 30l Fermentation Bucket with Tap, Airlock, Lid, and Bung, Homebrew Wine Making
£17.95
DIAH DO IT AT HOME Fermenter 30l Fermentation Bucket with Tap, Airlock, Lid, and Bung, Homebrew Wine Making do-it-at-home
You think they are bad, I got:

Clerk's Heavy Toad Shagger!
 
Are we all making them up now? :lol: (mine certainly was)

Farmers Old Pheasant Plucker.


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