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What, even if they're limited to the same max speed as a Daihatsu Charade or some equally horrid contraption? That really is sad! Meanwhile, I've only been back on the forum for one day, after a few week's hiatus and already had two posts removed. Talk about hitting the ground running...

So come 2022, if we want a new vehicle we might as well buy a moped or bloody Yaris or somesuch. Might be better of with a pogo stick. Glad I won't have to sell the Veyron but christ knows what prospective buyers are gonna think.

What a load of cack. My motabike is just coming into its stride at 100mph. Glad I neither want or can afford the future castrated new stuff.

I'm the type of motorcyclist that car drivers love to hate. F*** 'em, I don't care.

The car driver IS a thug. But the cyclist is a self-righteous whining ****ing maggot... " I've got your number and I'm going to tell the police". WTF?!

There's nothing wrong with a good punch-up, nothing at all.

Ye the end was funny but I still feel for the motorist cos I hate cyclists. Thinking he's clever cos he's got the guys number, but what do folk use to identify errant cyclists? "Well you can't miss him he looks a right **** in these skintight yellow lycra pants and he's got this funny back to...

The only thing I'm likely to give up on is the scavenger I 'lent' 20 quid to 3 months ago but still haven't got back. Good luck with the venture btw.

Me too... school was a total borefest except the chemistry lessons which I really looked forward to and made the rest of it just about bearable.

Homebrewing / cookery / making bombs. I wonder which subset of psychological profiles a shrink would place us in?

I could inform y'all how to quickly and easily make a fearsome device from household items and homemade explosive, that leaves a 12 feet crater in soft ground and sets off car alarms half a mile away. But I guess I'd best refrain. Kids don't know what fireworks are, these days.

Lol. We had the ******* library! Kids - if you can't get potassium nitrate, just get someone to purchase some sodium chlorate weedkiller from the garden centre. No problem that it's 53% fire-depressant. Just pass it thru' a suitable sieve and the stuff that gets held back is what you're after...

Yes they should be banned, but I would say that as I'm a miserable old bleeder. Resourceful youths, as I was, would get round the ban by making their own. Alas, most of them can't make their own dinner, these days.

I thought this guy was talking cobblers from the off; as soon as he mentioned global warming, I was in no doubt.

Good job JC isn't running the shop... she'd get the red carpet.

Not beer, but I get sex in exchange for bottles of wine.

Yes it is. But get this... I've read somewhere that cats love the smell of bleach. Certainly, one of our four cats is attracted to it and would no doubt lick it if given the chance. Maybe he wouldn't be so keen on the perfumed stuff.

You could take a can of Boddingtons or John Smiths ( or any beer which is currently fashionable to take the piss out of ) and sprinkle it around the garden.

One of our cats is so feisty she'll take on any dog and quite probably win the fight. But she's as soft as a brush with me...

Global warming is terrible and will kill us all! Or so the more lurid headlines have been saying for the past 30 years or so. If the current warm spell is a consequence of climate change ( it isn't ), what's the big deal? Most folk seem to think it's great and preferable to being buried in snow...