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Meanwhile.... whilst on jury service last year, I noted with dismay and disbelief that kirpans are allowed in court. Is it just me?

I think that is a VERY bad thing. Wish Bernard Manning was still around - he'd reyten the bleeders. Anyroad... times change as you say, and these days it's not so much drink-drivers you've to look out for, it's folk spaced out on cannabis, ketamine etc etc. There's an awful, awful lot of that...

Dunno, but I think all women should have their driving license revoked with immediate effect, regardless of 'status'. Stick to ironing, running up a pair of curtains or summat.

I've always though 10 pints was the limit. Y'mean I've been wrong all along?? ****.

Ah, so that's what the climate-change faithful meant as they shouted that at me over the years. Anyways, this gal will be allowed back, snuck in thru' the back door and given incognito status whilst we're told otherwise. Good job JC's not the gaffer; she'd be getting vouchers for free knives 'n'...

I often piss in the kitchen sink when I can't be bothered to traipse to the bog. Who cares... it all goes down the same hole in the end. Gunge by name...

How can you have a 'beheaded head' - is that what it takes to get a grade A, these days? Sheesh. She'll do alright for herself here, anyway. Or those that should know better will do alright for her. This world....

I got caught up in the American hop fad some time ago... and wish I'd never fell for the hype. I found them boring at best and dreadful at worst, with the exception of Columbus/Tomahawk/Zeus, which I still find most agreeable. But my new favourite these days is.... Pilgrim! Don't hear too much...

No it's not that bad!

Mine used to get a tap on the head with a toffee hammer to induce instant sleep, and a goodly waft of smelling salts under the hooter to wake him up. Teenagers are basically louts and should be treated as such until they see the error of their ways. Worked on me, too. And why does his bedroom...

A teacher's life can't be all that bad... at our school, two of 'em got the sack when pupils caught them going at it like the clappers in the gym during lunch. Another two got the peddler when they were caught going at it hammer and tongs in the chemistry lab. Dunno if that was during lunch tho'.

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This exactly. 'Things' certainly ain't what they used to be. Ah well...

Why don't they take all the Eastern Europeans that we've been saddled with? That'd be theirs and our problem solved in one fell swoop. Anyways in keeping with the thread title, at my age my own 'end' is certainly nigh, and the least of my worries is bloody climate change and other potty doomsday...

I know... was just my abrasive sense of humour. But ye, pupils have it waaay too easy. When I worra lad etc etc.

They bloody well ought to start at 6am and finish at 6pm. And give them 4 weeks holiday a year like everyone else. Well that's the teachers sorted at least.

How much money does Big Pharma make from the thousands of drugs used to treat complications of cancer, and the ones that can delay the inevitable for a few months? A cure would pretty much wipe all that out. Makes me laugh when dentists endorse the latest toothpaste (again) which prevents...

So are you guys seriously suggesting that I should spend even more in the hope that I might encounter something decent? Haha.... no.

Even more boring is these oxygen-stealing miscreants who shove this junk down our throats at every opportunity... I'm only fighting my corner and besides, I wasn't the first to mention you-know-what in this thread.

That I can recall... Newky Brown, Bishops Finger, Old Empire, Bass Original, Wild Bill's IPA, Hobgoblin summat or other, Ruddles ( WTF has happened to that??), and a few more I can't remember. All dishwater IMHO.