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Once they get your email address it's open season on scam emails and adverts.

If I'd answered all the adverts I've had to extend my penis length it would now be pleasuring the woman next door without me even leaving my chair!

The extension adverts have slowly faded away as I've gone on the offensive and got them scrapped using the "key words" system on my email account, but I am now having to do the same with adverts for "Hot Asian Babes", "Women in Your Area" etc.

I'm not stupid enough to respond to an email so they don't know that nowadays I don't care how "hot" or "desirable" the lady is, I would still need three days notice in writing! :wave:

PS

"No!"
I still haven't received my Malt Mill; but I got my £9.99 back from Amazon!

Noo! Dutto, you mean you didn't click on an extension ad? - The one I clicked on worked a treat only I can't re-member which one it was... there's not enought blood to power 'it' and my brain at the same time... :roll::roll::roll:
 
Just spotted this thread. This morning I ordered a 20 L boiler off ebay for £12.99, the ad is on that same page. It was listed as being in London, but that may well be an front for a Chinese company.

It's due to arrive between Friday and Monday. I'll let you know if it turns up and whether it works properly.
 
They're back. Now only £2.98 including delivery. @Gunge mate you sure you don't need any more?

Remember the poor beggar who bought a reclining chair and discovered that it was for a Doll's House?

Maybe this is something similar and somewhere in the description it gives the dimensions as 10mm x 10mm x 12mm and says "batteries not supplied". :thumb:

I would genuinely wet myself laughing if Gunge discovered that he now owned 5,000 pots for a Doll's House!

He might finish up broke, but at least he wouldn't be able to say "I haven't got a pot to p!ss in!"
 
Compromised account, have to apply for an unsent item. Woohoo! So of course it was too good to be true.
 
That's a good idea. Tell her that you're the victim, and point out that a new one is very expensive indeed (there's bound to be one on fleabay that is listed at £500 or similar), then get one for £50, and all of a sudden you're Ryan Gosling.

I'm pretty sure that's what'll happen.
 

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