I love all you married men who give "hints"! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
After an indeterminate number of years you will discover that SWMBO becomes hard of hearing ...
... and a few years after that, so deaf that "hints" have to be reinforced with "begging" ...
... and even then there is no guarantee that either will be noticed.
Keep using the "hint" method for as long as it keeps working for you, but in the meantime I suggest that you:
o Start putting away a small amount of money each month for when "the deafness" arrives and you have to rely on your own resources.
o Hide all new stuff so that when it is discovered, you can say "Oh, that! I've had that for ages." without telling a lie.
Happy New Year when it arrives! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: