TV shows that never made it to air

[Clint]

Take The High Road...this week Mrs Mack tries a combination of crystal meth and locally sourced organic magic mushrooms before going out pestering the local community and trying a spot of shoplifting.

 

[marshbrewer]

Blue Peter - Lord Mandleson returns to tell a series of increasingly inappropriate jokes to an audience of a working man's club.

 

[Clint]

Go Phishing. ...a weekly show that gives the viewer an in depth look at Internet fraud and the best methods , equipment and locations for this fascinating hobby.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Come dancing.

A weekly show featuring people who get overexcited at the ballroom.

 

[Clint]

Blankety Blank. ....cutting edge documentary details the aftermath of all day drinking and the marvels of complete memory loss. Filmed at various wetherspoons across the UK.

 

[Clint]

Inspect Her Morse....various has been lady contestants have their morse code skills put to the test. Piloted in the 90's it was abandoned after the Two Fat Ladies of cookery fame turned up pissed and broke the morse code equipment by falling all over it.

 

[MrRook]

Real life Big Brother; an hour of kids getting wedgies from their older brother.

 

[Clint]

The Naked Chefs...big fat greasy spoon chefs knocking up a fry up bollock naked. ..

 

[Dads_Ale]

The 'B' Team. a group of crack Sea Scouts escape the minimum security open prison to hide out in the suburban underground existing as bob-a-job soldiers. If you need your dog walking, shopping collected or someone stole your zimmer frame then you need the 'B' Team.
Featuring Mr D as BA Ponsonby-Smythe.

 

[LarryF]

Dancing on Mice: speaks for itself

....Squeaks for itself?

 

[Bigcol49]

....Squeaks for itself?

:laugh:

 

[druid]

"Members wanted"

A casting couch weekly for those looking to enter the porn industry......








( Ill get my coat...........)

 

[IainM]

Juan born every minute - a look inside Spain's largest maternity hospital.

Dancing on ice - like strictly, but the contestants smoke meth before hand.

 

[Clint]

Star Trek....celebrities of yesteryear are taken and dumped in the middle of nowhere with just the clothes on their backs. The camera catches up with them three weeks later to see if there's any survivors.
Set in breathtaking locations including the Australian outback and Death Valley Arizona.

 

[MrRook]

Hi!
According to Wikipedia:
Heil Honey I'm Home! is a British sitcom, written by Geoff Atkinson and produced in 1990, which was cancelled after one episode. It centres on fictionalised versions of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, who live next door to a Jewish couple. It caused controversy when broadcast and has been called "perhaps the world's most tasteless situation comedy".

I can see that working if done by Mel Brooks, watch "The Producers".

 

[MrRook]

Pub Olympics: "Projectile vomiting for distance".

 

[Duxuk]

Yeastenders. A soap solely focussing on how homebrewers clean their FVs.

 

[Duxuk]

Winters Olympics. In this week's episode Mike and Bernie fall out. Bernie buys a St Bernard and makes more money than ever.

 

[Bigcol49]

Come dancing.

A weekly show featuring people who get overexcited at the ballroom.

I'm hurting from laughing.

 

[druid]

Might be a good follow up to Members only from a time slot point of view.....