TV shows that never made it to air

[-Bezza-]

VATMAN - Follow you favourite financial crime buster as he risks the perils of paper cuts and wayward staples sorting through the books and records of unscrupulous owner-managed businesses.

 

[Duxuk]

PATMAN-Our eponymous hero electrically tests appliances in line EU rules. Roll on Brexit.

 

[Dutto]

"THE VITAL SPARK" see people die in a series of fires caused by electrical failures as EU testing regulations are abandoned after Brexit.

 

[marshbrewer]

Question Time - another program in the series where famous scientists ask, is an hour really an hour?

 

[MrRook]

Come dancing.

A weekly show featuring people who get overexcited at the ballroom.

You would absolutely have to use the Kinks song of the same name as the theme.

 

[Pavros]

Holmes Under the Hammer

I would watch this if Holmes was hit repeatedly by said hammer :laugh2:

 

[Dutto]

The FA Cup Final. Vote for the celebrity that you think knows FA about life; and then watch Joey Essex present the Cup to the biggest loser.

 

[-Bezza-]

Tight Men - A panel show where men discuss how much everything costs and why life is so hard when you're the bread winner. Guest appearances from notable misery guys.

Changing wombs - an in depth look at the world of surrogacy.

The Diane Abbot Show - a series of comedy sketches, magical tricks and songs starring Labour's media darling.

The darling buds of may - wander round the gardens of number ten with Teresa. Boris Johnson guest stars as the weird bloke in the potting shed.

 

[terrym]

The Spy Who Loved Me - Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn
Great Expectations - starring any England football team after 1966
The Joy of Stamp Collecting - with James May (an exciting follow up to the The Reassembler)

 

[Bigcol49]

Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway - each Saturday night Ant and Dec are taken away to a mystery location and ITV broadcast some other programme.

 

[Bigcol49]

"THE VITAL SPARK

The original series was one of my Dad's favourite shows - Para Handy & co.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Great Expectations - starring any England football team after 1966

:clap:

 

[Dutto]

The original series was one of my Dad's favourite shows - Para Handy & co.

I'm currently reading the whole original series on Kindle! Superb, even after all these years!

 

[Dutto]

"Who do you think I am?" Presented by London born Andy Cameron.

 

[Bigcol49]

Death in Tannadice: DCI Jock MacIntosh and his dedicated team investigate the unfeasably large number of murders that are committed at Dundee United football club.

 

[-Bezza-]

Singhs of Praise - Monty Panesar presents your weekly dose of bhangra dance and music.

 

[MickDundee]

Andy’s Rastafari Adventures

CBeebies favourite Andy Day swaps Dinosaurs, Baby Animals and Safaris for Dreadlocks, smoking weed and praying to Jah.

 

[MrRook]

Slack Bladder: The story of an incontinent 16th century British fop.

 

[BeerCat]

"BogWatch" A reality show about a busy public toilet in a large UK city.

 

[Dutto]

"Six Notions Rugby" - Watch as plucky England disproves (yet again) the notion that other countries in the Northern Hemisphere have rugby teams.


(I thought I'd better get this in, just in case Scotland get lucky today! It can happen you know; that's why a few Scots may turn up at Murrayfield this afternoon.)

EDIT

Definitely not sour grapes. The best team won! I still like the mythical programme though!