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Pasted below is one of a number of reports from the last day or two regarding Fourpure falling foul of the Portman group for having Oranges on its Juicbox IPA.
The Portman group has a role to play for sure, for example I am not a fan and have never been (aside from when I was dumb teenager) of sexist and misogynist branding, anything homophobic, or using twists of very bad language etc. That's just cheap shot branding and was usually lazy and unpleasant. The Portman group has done much to stop this.
However........ Having gone after Tiny Rebel for it's Teddy bear due to one complaint, yes... one complaint! and ruled against them, they have now ruled against Fourpure for having oranges on its cans of Juicebox Citrus IPA. Once again it's down to one complaint. The article pasted below reveals that the complainant was one "Zenith Global" A quick search reveals they are a marketing consultancy with a big portfolio and the only alcohol clients represented by them are Guinness, Pernod, and Moet Chandon and Suntory Whisky.
Reading between the massive great big lines, it's pretty clear to me that this is market share shenanigans, and the worry that children will be demanding Fourpure's IPA (let alone the fact that it's the retailer's responsibility not to sell it to them!) is probably very low down, if actually even on their list.
This is foolish in the extreme, as people will see the Portman group as not toothless, but swayed by big buisness too easily, and stuck in a world of jobsworth, pedantic, rulebook adherence with no nod to common sense at all. The Portman's group's reputation can only be degraded even further by this.
Perhaps the answer is to cave in the whole current, stupid system? I'm very tempted indeed to start making complaints against every single bottle of alcohol I can find that isn't beer, and make complaints about them. The wine shelves in any supermarket will be rich hunting grounds. Got a Cat in the label? Children love cats! You're making Cat-loving children want to buy Wine you evil gits! Ooh look that one's got a Bicycle on it... children love bikes.....
Thoughts?
https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2020/01/portman-group-finds-fault-with-fourpures-juicebox-beer/
The Portman group has a role to play for sure, for example I am not a fan and have never been (aside from when I was dumb teenager) of sexist and misogynist branding, anything homophobic, or using twists of very bad language etc. That's just cheap shot branding and was usually lazy and unpleasant. The Portman group has done much to stop this.
However........ Having gone after Tiny Rebel for it's Teddy bear due to one complaint, yes... one complaint! and ruled against them, they have now ruled against Fourpure for having oranges on its cans of Juicebox Citrus IPA. Once again it's down to one complaint. The article pasted below reveals that the complainant was one "Zenith Global" A quick search reveals they are a marketing consultancy with a big portfolio and the only alcohol clients represented by them are Guinness, Pernod, and Moet Chandon and Suntory Whisky.
Reading between the massive great big lines, it's pretty clear to me that this is market share shenanigans, and the worry that children will be demanding Fourpure's IPA (let alone the fact that it's the retailer's responsibility not to sell it to them!) is probably very low down, if actually even on their list.
This is foolish in the extreme, as people will see the Portman group as not toothless, but swayed by big buisness too easily, and stuck in a world of jobsworth, pedantic, rulebook adherence with no nod to common sense at all. The Portman's group's reputation can only be degraded even further by this.
Perhaps the answer is to cave in the whole current, stupid system? I'm very tempted indeed to start making complaints against every single bottle of alcohol I can find that isn't beer, and make complaints about them. The wine shelves in any supermarket will be rich hunting grounds. Got a Cat in the label? Children love cats! You're making Cat-loving children want to buy Wine you evil gits! Ooh look that one's got a Bicycle on it... children love bikes.....
Thoughts?
https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2020/01/portman-group-finds-fault-with-fourpures-juicebox-beer/