The next PM.

[MmmBeer]

Can you add a potato to that list please? I think a potato would run the country better than anyone in the Tory party.

That would match the turnip in charge of labour.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Boris and the Potato are neck and neck at 7 votes each.

 

[jceg316]

Boris and the Potato are neck and neck at 7 votes each.

Haha, thanks for putting potato up there!

 

[simon12]

I just put boris 1 point ahead but it was close and more of a prediction I think will happen than what I would vote if i could.

 

[marshbrewer]

Potato back in the lead!

(I can't believe someone actually voted for Rory 'bring back slavery' Stewart, lol )

 

[MrRook]

Anyone but trump!

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Anyone but trump!

I think he has enough on his plate over there without getting involved in the shitstorm here.

 

[Gulpitdarn]

I wanna know what variety of potato I'm voting for!
If it's not a Maris Piper Spuddy well forget it... Golden Wonder I might go with as it is what Walkers use for their crisps and I eat a LOT of crisps.

 

[Ajhutch]

I for one welcome our new potato overlords

 

[The Baron]

In the words of Keith Lemon "Potato"

 

[marshbrewer]

I for one welcome our new potato overlords

 

[BeerCat]

I read something the other day that went along the lines that choosing from that lot is akin to picking your favourite STD.

I nearly choked reading that. Would you prefer worts on the end of your nose or p*****

 

[BarnBrian]

If the potato gets in I'll be voting Tory for the first time in my life. Perhaps not.

 

[Rodj]

Sam Gyimah is not on the list. He seems so far to be the only contender with anything remotely resembling a conscience or an IQ that almost approaches two figures. Hunt said he wants the 50% of school-leavers who don't go to uni to achieve the average salary, thereby showing that he does not understand the concept of "average". He went on to say that it's important that Brexit is implemented because if it isn't the Conservative party might be destroyed, i.e. he is openly putting the welfare of his party before that of the country and the people, and doing what is right. Perhaps the only hope is Boris - he has made such a cock-up of other things he might make a cock-up of Brexit and being PM as well.

 

[marshbrewer]

He seems so far to be the only contender with anything remotely resembling a conscience or an IQ that almost approaches two figures.

How dare you speak ill of the Potato. Don't listen to him, Potato, we love you. All hail the potato overlord!

 

[LED_ZEP]

I've voted for the potato because when the chips are down I peel we need to fry and bake a crisp new start and gnocchi make the same mistakes as May was the thin edge of the wedges.
Sorry for waffling.

 

[user 23602]

Well until I get voted in as Supreme Leader, I'll have to vote for the potato.

 

[Rodj]

How dare you speak ill of the Potato. Don't listen to him, Potato, we love you. All hail the potato overlord!

OK, I'll accept that, and apologise to the Potato. Put the Potato as number one option, and Sam Gyimah as number two. At least the Potato won't do any harm.

 

[phildo79]

I read something the other day that went along the lines that choosing from that lot is akin to picking your favourite STD.

Yeast infection - might come in handy with a stuck ferment. Just plunge your c**k into the FV!

 

[MrL73]

Surely the votes for Boris and the Potato should be combined. Because who in all honesty can tell the difference between the two?