The launch of the"Brewers United Revolutionary Party"

[BarnsleyBrewer]

I think it's time to launch our "Brewers United Revolutionary Party" (B.U.R.P).
I propose a vote on the leader, I'll start the ball rolling with Unclepumble. :thumb:
BB :drink:

 

[tubthumper]

yes UP for priminister so long as he doesnt rant when he is and does what he should and turn the lights out as the last man to leave the country.

 

[evanvine]

Is this why Wez is leaving?

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Is this why Wez is leaving?

No Jim, wife hypnotized him, he's now tea-total.
It's a sad loss!!
BB

 

[Cussword]

:thumb: I'm biased 'cause we're from the same town, but I'll put forward Aleman. Plus Moley as Chancellor :party:

 

[corby_brewer]

My vote is in.
Shane (Unclepumble) to be party leader.
Moley to be minister of education. (School leavers might not be able to get jos, but at least they will be able to SPELL correctly.) :lol:
Barnsley Brewer for Chancellor. (as we all know how tight Northeners are) :lol:

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

My vote is in.
Shane (Unclepumble) to be party leader.
Moley to be minister of education. (School leavers might not be able to get jos, but at least they will be able to SPELL correctly.) :lol:
Barnsley Brewer for Chancellor. (as we all know how tight Northeners are) :lol:

Too true Dave, spot on the mark there buddy! :clap:
BB

 

[evanvine]

Is this why Wez is leaving?

No Jim, wife hypnotized him, he's now tea-total

Many a true word...... (grin)

 

[Tony]

Looks like its all yours UP ....

BURP away!
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[unclepumble]

Looks like its all yours UP ....

BURP away!
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The only thing that bothers me is I won't be expected to self pleasure whilst hanging from my tie with an orange in my mouth if I become an MP will I?

UP

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Looks like its all yours UP ....

BURP away!
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an orange in my mouth if I become an MP will I?UP

It's O.K to have the orange in your mouth if your squeezing out the juice for "Wurzel's Orange Wine"..

 

[dennisking]

Looks like its all yours UP ....

BURP away!
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The only thing that bothers me is I won't be expected to self pleasure whilst hanging from my tie with an orange in my mouth if I become an MP will I?

UP

Look on the bright side, you can claim for a duckhouse

 

[unclepumble]

Looks like its all yours UP ....

BURP away!
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The only thing that bothers me is I won't be expected to self pleasure whilst hanging from my tie with an orange in my mouth if I become an MP will I?

UP

Look on the bright side, you can claim for a duckhouse

Never I would eat the little buggers before housing them!

I would never make a good MP as the other bent bstards would soon have a scandal about me, and be calling for my resignation due to the fact they would be loosing so much money as a result of my Noise!

UP

 

[corby_brewer]

Shane, as it stands you have 14 votes, that 10 more than labour will get. And 13 more than the conservs will get and 14 more than the lib dems and the B*P will get. so in my eyes you are now the PM. :

 

[snail59]

UP I need to know what your policy is on raising the speed limit, Banning Cars, Buses, Tractors & Lorrys Closing motorways and making all roads very very twisty. :hmm:

 

[unclepumble]

UP I need to know what your policy is on raising the speed limit, Banning Cars, Buses, Tractors & Lorrys Closing motorways and making all roads very very twisty. :hmm:

I would ban cars below 3ltrs and without 8 cylinders, there would be no speed limit, I would disband the health and safety dept. "Buses would run in the we small hours and be full of people who smelled of wee!" Lorries would pay no tax as long as they travelled under the veil of darkness! Tractors would be confined to farmers fields there is no place for them on the road.

As for twisty roads, I would be running for political office not a geographic planner!

UP

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

:thumb: :thumb: I knew you was the right man for the job..Lol :thumb: :thumb:

 

[Dunfie]

No chance - bloody liberal :lol:

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

We've got a NO vote.............come on own up, who is it????????

 

[Polymath]

two now ;-)

hehe.

Was a misclick, meant to press Yes. Damn the beer is good tonight

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