I cut my teeth on Manns Brown Ale then moved on to Mansfield Bitter. Both still available.
Had a memorable "lunch" on a ship once.
Went ashore for a liquid lunch.
Got stuck into Newcastle Browns with Whisky Chasers.
Woke up naked in a strange bed to the comment "You were no fun."
Rolled over to see strange naked woman combing her hair at a dressing table.
Dressed and promised to return that evening and went back to the ship.
Didn't return to lady that evening but got fined a day's pay anyway.
Having a cuppa at next morning's "smoko" whilst nursing a terrible hangover.
Huge man with small mate in tow arrives at mess-room door and asks for me by name.
I deny all knowledge of a man of that name and shipmates agree with me.
Man vowed he would "Git the baastaard!" as he must be on the ship across the dock.
Went to pull in the gangplank and met the lady from the night before hiding behind a crane.
Lady had a newly acquired black-eye.
Lady explained that a neighbour had told her husband that she had had a "visitor".
Finished pulling in the gangplank (now a matter of some urgency).
Promised to see the lady when the ship returned in three weeks time.
Paid off the ship at the next port of call and never went back to that port.
Never had a Newcastle Brown with a Whisky Chaser ever since either!
Happy Days! :thumb: :thumb: