What I really meant is that I’m not a lager drinker and so to fill a hole in my brewing repertoire (there are many so I may be back) I need some guidance on what makes a lager good and how you achieve it.
One question is what's your objective - to make something that's good enough for the Carling drinkers in your life, better than that beer for them, or a better-than-that
lager in particular? You've got quite a few options that don't involve going down the full decoction-and-weeks-lagering route. For instance
Cream of Three Crops and
Centennial Blonde are easy-to-make not-too-characterful ales that are standard recommendations over on HBT for macro lager drinkers.
Commercial macro lager is typically brewed at 15°C (albeit with the help of huge volumes that suppress ester formation, Carling even goes up to 20°C in the later stages of fermentation). Some home-brew lager yeast work surprisingly well at "ale" temperatures of 18°C or even higher - in particular Mangrove Jack M54 California Lager and 34/70, although the latter doesn't flocculate as well as M54. S-189 also seems to work pretty well at "high" temperature, but people seem to have rather mixed feelings about S-23 in general (never mind at warm tempertures).
Try to keep temperature as constant as you can though, it's temperature fluctuations that can hurt more than absolute warmth.
Since 90% of beer sold seems to be Pilsner, then the answer to your question is yes, it is the most representative variant of lager.
Well...international lager generally has 10-20% rice/corn/maltose syrup etc adjuncts that wouldn't be allowed in Germany, and is generally far less bitter than any pilsner, it may have pilsner on the label but that doesn't mean it's a pilsner.
Czech pilsners are typically pilsner/Saaz SMASHes of about 40 IBU - this year Crisp malted a field of Hana barley which is the original Czech heritage variety (the lager equivalent of Chevallier) - Malt Miller had a tonne of it, I don't know if they have any left but it's great. If you're wanting to be purist about your lagers, then Hana is the way to go.
German pils have less bitterness, say 30 IBU, and helles about 20 IBU. German recipes tend to be pilsner with say 5% Munich and (if you're not decocting) 2% melanoidin as a nod to decoction. Obviously they generally use classic German hops - Tettnang, Mittelfruh, Spalt, but actually the soft bitterness of the old Wye variety Brewer’s Gold is valued for helles.
The likes of Carling have even less bitterness, maybe 15 IBU and are brewed at high gravity and then watered down to the target ABV, with the addition of chemicals to improve head retention. See
How to make Britain's most popular beer for more details.
Obviously the likes of Vienna lager, dunkel and Baltic porter are perfectly good members of the lager family, but may give the average Carling drinker a heart attack!
And now is the classic time to make Marzen of course...
Forgot to mention these:
https://www.brewersassociation.org/edu/brewers-association-beer-style-guidelines/
They are an absolute "must" resource when making a brew! What I used to do was:
- Look at what I had available.
- Go to Brewers Friend and feed the basics in.
- See what the ABV, IBU etc would be.
- Refer to the Beer Styles and see what it matched.
- Go back to Brewers Friend and "tweak" the recipe.
- Check the the Brewers Friend agreed with the Style Guidelines.
- Brew the stuff!
This was
after I had made a complete balls-up of a brew and made an undrinkable "Barley Wine"! Obviously, it wasn't down to me but I never had an undrinkable brew using this method!
In general the BA guidelines aren't as bad as the BJCP ones but they both make some real howlers when it comes to beers from outside the US - for instance their barleywine colour guidelines would exclude the biggest-selling UK barleywine,
Gold Label.
Just a passing comment on the English language!
'Fob' is a word I haven't seen or heard in a long time.
My old Dad who worked in a brewery used to use it, and I occasionally do to describe foam but it's not in the English Dictionaries.
I know there is a watch fob, and sometime you fob someone off (or try) , and there's the acronym for free on board, but fob for foam seems to have been lost.
Any commercial brewers out there to confirm its still used.
It's a standard phrase in pubs (particularly when trouble-shooting keg installations when the chiller isn't working or the gas pressure is too high!), I'm surprised it's not in general dictionaries.