Smelly Wee?

[MEB]

I have to ask this.
My wee, since i've been drinking a fair amount of homebrew, is really bloody smelly. It's also vividly coloured.
I'm saying that my piss is bloody stinky and bright yellowy/green.

If none of you are experiencing this i think i need to see the doctor..

 

[Vossy1]

Have you been eating asparagus ?

 

[Kingfisher]

I have to ask this.
My wee, since i've been drinking a fair amount of homebrew, is really bloody smelly. It's also vividly coloured.
I'm saying that my piss is bloody stinky and bright yellowy/green.

If none of you are experiencing this i think i need to see the doctor..

A doctor writes:

Mine's OK I'd make an appointment straight away if I were you.

 

[MEB]

Oh no, don't say that. I hate going to the doctor. They always find stuff wrong with me that i wasn't bothered about... :?

So it's just me with smelly wee then? Thats not good...

I want everything i own sold and the cash gets cremated with me. :twisted: Who says you can't take it with you when you go :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[steve_flack]

Would a few old coins burn then? :grin:

BTW, my pee is normal. Whenever I go to the quacks they always say whatever it is that's wrong is because I'm a fat b*stard. I like going to private BUPA quacks these days - they insult you more politely.

 

[Jonnyv]

My wee can sometimes be smelly if I'm dehydrated - it's my body's way of telling me that it's time to have a drink

 

[MEB]

I have been eating a lot of asparagus. It's just coming to the end of Asparagus season here so we have been eating a fair bit of aspagaus.

 

[A T]

aspagaus, no the V man was just joking, he sent me a pm saying you're brown bread :rofl:

 

[Wez]

:nono: :nono: :nono:

In all seriousness - does it foam?

 

[MEB]

It doesn't foam at all. More crystal perhaps?

 

[MEB]

aspagaus, no the V man was just joking, he sent me a pm saying you're brown bread :rofl:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[A T]

It doesn't foam at all. More crystal perhaps?

pml

 

[Wez]

It doesn't foam at all. More crystal perhaps?

Torrified Wheat :thumb:

 

[Smod]

Dehydration. Drink more water (without alcohol) :nono:

 

[Frisp]

Mate I cant go within 500 Yards of Asparagus without pissing green rancid piss. Its something in the Asparagus which affects some and not others. It really shat me up the first time I noticed it.
I would still see a doctor

 

[RatAle]

Maybe your'e a bit stressed out. John Shuttleworth aka 'Jilted John' mentions in one of his songs:

'I must be suffering from stress, my wee smells of sugar puffs' :shock:

Does this sound, sorry smell familiar to anyone?

Drink loads of water, if it persists, get to the quacks.

 

[BillyB]

Don't think I have ever been close enough to smell my wee! :sick:

Seriously - if very deep yellow you do need to drink more water through the day - saving the beer for the evening. :) Have you tested it's (i.e. the wee's) PH?

The body is very good at de-toxing itself but you do need to help it along sometimes - ie drink a lot more water.

Alternatively, bottle it and sell it as Budweiser! :rofl:

 

[jamesb]

Alternatively, bottle it and sell it as Budweiser! :rofl:

You'd have to water it down first.

 

[Ian]

Mine goes very yellow sometimes after taking B vitamins (riboflavin I think), otherwise, the amount of water/beer I drink ensures it's normally clear as a bell. Only coloured otherwise If I'm dehydrated.

 

[MEB]

Drink water? That stuff i use to make beer with you mean? :shock:

Isn't it bad for you, just water?

Ok. I'll give that a go. I'll try anything once except incest or morris dancing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: