Thereââ¬â¢s actually a possible coherent argument that Brexit fixes all of this. Cheap foreign labour leaves the country (voluntarily or not) and suddenly British farmers canââ¬â¢t staff their operations as British people (like the lad on Gungeââ¬â¢s street) donââ¬â¢t want to work for minimum wage when forty hours a week on minimum wage pays less than the benefits cap. So faced with the choice of a) lowering the benefits cap, b) increasing the minimum wage and c) literally allowing all unemployed people to starve to death, the government of the day will choose a mixture of a and b but mostly b, because the cost of that falls on the private sector and would lose them fewer votes than a. Of course the farmers will, quite reasonably, want to be paid more for their food to compensate for increased wage costs (and the subsidies they will lose after Brexit), but on the other hand they wonââ¬â¢t be able to export food as we wonââ¬â¢t have any trade deals. We wonââ¬â¢t be able to import any food either for the same reason, so farmers will be able to sell more food domestically for the higher price they want. At least the cost is associated with consumption unlike taxes. Young liberal enemy of the people mutineer saboteur remoaning snowflakes like me wouldnââ¬â¢t be able to get avocados any more, but potatoes would cost the same as our avocados do now so hipsters can open potato cafes instead.
Sounds awful to me, but it does sort of tie together.