bobsbeer
Well-Known Member
I was sent this and had a bit of a chuckle so thought I would pass it on. Enjoy. :lol:
One Last Kiss.
A group of Pekin Illinois bikers were riding west on 1-74
when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge...
So they stopped. George their leader, a big burly man of 53,
gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawker's,
past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down of the
raillings and says " Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that raillin?
She says tearfully. " I'm going to commit suicide"
While he didn't want to appear " sensitive" George also didn't want
to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked
" Well before you jump, Honey-Babe,why don't you give ole George
here your best last kiss.?
So, with no hesitation at all she learned back over the railing
and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another even better one.
After they breathless finished George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers and even the State Trooper
and then says, "Wow!That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting ,Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me, Why are you committing suicide?
" My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
One Last Kiss.
A group of Pekin Illinois bikers were riding west on 1-74
when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge...
So they stopped. George their leader, a big burly man of 53,
gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawker's,
past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down of the
raillings and says " Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that raillin?
She says tearfully. " I'm going to commit suicide"
While he didn't want to appear " sensitive" George also didn't want
to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked
" Well before you jump, Honey-Babe,why don't you give ole George
here your best last kiss.?
So, with no hesitation at all she learned back over the railing
and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another even better one.
After they breathless finished George gets a big thumbs-up approval from
his biker-buddies, the onlookers and even the State Trooper
and then says, "Wow!That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting ,Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me, Why are you committing suicide?
" My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
