oldstout
Landlord.
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Came in from work last week to find Mrs oldstout on her hands and knees in the living room shouting for me to come quickly.....
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: I thought :shock:
:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
''Get your arris in here oldstout and grab a large towel'' came the cry........ :? :? :? :?
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
Needless to say, what greeted me was not QUITE what I was hoping to see
My KingKeg with my dark brown brew in it (keep reading - you won't believe what it was :lol: ) which had started secondary fermentation five days earlier - had the tiniest split that was whizzing an even tinier fountain of beer onto the living room carpet, and had been all day by the looks of things :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Around twenty one pints in total, soaked into the living room friggin' carpet ffs..... :x :x :x :x :x :x
Whatever I was thinking Mrs oldstout was up to when I walked in :whistle: disappeared quicker than Beep Beep the roadrunner with an Acme weight bearing down on him :cry:
............she was not her usual 'pleased to see me' self (strange 'cos she'd just been to the supermarket for the previous two and a half hours) :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
Good news is, while she continued the clean up operation :thumb: I put the keg on the patio, chucked 20 bottles in the bath to sterilise and managed to bottle 19 pints from the keg :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
:mrgreen:
To say I'm gutted would be putting it mildly I mean, 21 pints lost to my living room carpet - and it supped the friggin' lot - the greedy git :drunk:
That was only the SECOND EVER BREW I've done in that keg :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
They'll be hearing from me shortly
Now then....... :grin:
I know you're dying to hear exactly what the brew was :whistle: :whistle:
:hmm:
Ready?
Milestone............
OLD HOMEWRECKER :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
I may just sue
:
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: I thought :shock:
:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
''Get your arris in here oldstout and grab a large towel'' came the cry........ :? :? :? :?
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
Needless to say, what greeted me was not QUITE what I was hoping to see
My KingKeg with my dark brown brew in it (keep reading - you won't believe what it was :lol: ) which had started secondary fermentation five days earlier - had the tiniest split that was whizzing an even tinier fountain of beer onto the living room carpet, and had been all day by the looks of things :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Around twenty one pints in total, soaked into the living room friggin' carpet ffs..... :x :x :x :x :x :x
Whatever I was thinking Mrs oldstout was up to when I walked in :whistle: disappeared quicker than Beep Beep the roadrunner with an Acme weight bearing down on him
:cry: ............she was not her usual 'pleased to see me' self (strange 'cos she'd just been to the supermarket for the previous two and a half hours) :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:
Good news is, while she continued the clean up operation :thumb: I put the keg on the patio, chucked 20 bottles in the bath to sterilise and managed to bottle 19 pints from the keg :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
:mrgreen:
To say I'm gutted would be putting it mildly
I mean, 21 pints lost to my living room carpet - and it supped the friggin' lot - the greedy git :drunk: That was only the SECOND EVER BREW I've done in that keg :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
They'll be hearing from me shortly
Now then....... :grin:
I know you're dying to hear exactly what the brew was :whistle: :whistle:
:hmm:
Ready?
Milestone............
OLD HOMEWRECKER :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
I may just sue
:
