Hopefully - not if - just when******* hilarious thread I would enjoy a few pints with OB
Hopefully - not if - just when******* hilarious thread I would enjoy a few pints with OB
The trick is, to keep buying socks that all look EXACTLY the same. Then you only have an even number or an odd number. And never odd socks. They all match with each other.Why have I got so many odd socks, does the washing machine eat them.
At last a question that doesn't involve smutty innuendo - thanks JonWhy have I got so many odd socks, does the washing machine eat them.
Dear SamaleDear OB
As anyone will know from reading my posts I can't spell for s**t. I actually did well for myself at school, I have a decent job. Do you think I might be special
But thatโs massively confounded, that would require you to know what the item was that was destined to go missing before it went missing so you could add a substitute item of the exact same type to the second drawer.Samsungโs AddWashโข uses an innovative second door which allows users to simply drop in extra items during the wash cycle, providing a possible end to the problem of forfeited footwear.
Well you do work in electronicsThe trick is, to keep buying socks that all look EXACTLY the same. Then you only have an even number or an odd number. And never odd socks. They all match with each other.
Although an odd number is irritating. Then they arenโt symmetrical, and I do like symmetry very much.
Well done Mr Jerusalem - or may I just call you SBut thatโs massively confounded, that would require you to know what the item was that was destined to go missing before it went missing so you could add a substitute item of the exact same type to the second drawer.
And it would rely on no other items going missing at a different point in the cycle. Otherwise you would have to be aware that that could happen too and add substitute items at these points in time.
You realise that technically it could work, with a few adjustments of course. And it would have to be able to take into account what the user would always fail to take into account, which would be the precise number and type of items they anticipated losing in said wash. After all, they would only be human...Well done Mr Jerusalem - or may I just call you S
I wondered which of you would be the first to spot that
Are you wearing trousers?Dear OB I think you might be in the room next to mine, I wonder if you have got the same padded wallpaper in there as I have in here. PS I'm finding it very hard to type using just my nose, what with this jacket with the really long buckle-up sleeves. Is there some other way of typing that I should know about?
Oh here comes the nurse with mydinnermeds
Didn't you say that you work in electronics?You realise that technically it could work, with a few adjustments of course. And it would have to be able to take into account what the user would always fail to take into account, which would be the precise number and type of items they anticipated losing in said wash. After all, they would only be human...
I think that you're thinking of your wife as my wife hasn't got a sausage, as said earlier more of a kebab. I do have something to tempt her with, a picture of your wifes sausage or as they say in Yorkshire Le SosajeReturning to the topic of your wife - does she like her sausage - do you have anything you might tempt her with?
Or perhaps a Yorkshire Pudding as they say when its rainingI think that you're thinking of your wife as my wife hasn't got a sausage, as said earlier more of a kebab. I do have something to tempt her with, a picture of your wifes sausage or as they say in Yorkshire Le Sosaje
Thank you BandP for sharing this very worrying situationDear auntie ob
I do hope you can help me with this delicate matter. At approximately 10:30pm each evening I am abducted from my sofa by aliens from the planet zorb. We tour the galaxy where they show me distant worlds teeming with incredible extraterrestrial races and technologies so advanced it is like I am a caveman being shown an iPad. Beautiful exotic life forms perform tantric sex acts on me until I reach a state of such orgasmic pleasure I at once understand the meaning of life and am at one with all nature and the universe.
However when I return to earth I find it has all been a sneaky ploy as 12 pints of my coopers Irish stout have disappeared and the alien craft is driving erratically away at speed.
I donโt mind touring the galaxy of an evening but Is there any way I can protect my home brew from these thieving interplanetary scoundrels?
Can I first of all clarify something - whilst tied to the bed and blindfolded are you able to aim accurately enough to get the cum in your mouth. In fact which bit of you is tied?Hi OB,
I have COVID and have lost my sense of taste..... how do I tell the difference between cheese and cum when blindfolded and tied to a bed?
Ever if your debt.....
how do I tell the difference between cheese and cum when blindfolded and tied to a bed?
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