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[Obadiah Boondoggle]

OB, when I fire photons at a card with two slits in, why do I only see an interference pattern if the experiment is not being observed?

I suggest that you use a card with only one slit in it, so you can interfere with yourself

 

[chopps]

Well @xozzx has an above average number of testicles Beat that.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Well @xozzx has an above average number of testicles Beat that.

My advice in these situations would be not to beat your testicles (unless you are Donald Trump)

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

In mathematics, the Riemann hypothesis is a conjecture that the Riemann zeta function has its zeros only at the negative even integers and complex numbers with real part 1/2. Many consider it to be the most important unsolved problem in pure mathematics

I would like to change the basic parameters of this thread - it is for non brewing and non pure mathematics problems

Anything else - just ask

 

[Gerryjo]

Think of me as the agony aunt of the home brew forum

Post your (non brewing) problems here to receive OB's considered advice

Don't you have enough in your hands....

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Don't you have enough in your hands....

Thanks Gerry - but my stiff balls do seem to be easing - nice of you to ask though

 

[starseeker]

This is by far the best agony aunt advice i have read ,bloody hilarious :)

 

[HSD]

I am so happy to have a safe space to discuss this issue I have struggled with for decades. I really enjoy shamppoing my ferrets, any excuse I’m at them with a loofah, is this normal? or something to be suppressed with shame and alcohol?

 

[samale]

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Dear OB.

My wife recently started urinating in the tea she serves guests at our home she says it gives her a kick when she watches them drink it, i thought this strange at first but i now quite like the taste so have started doing the same, i believe drinking urine in small amounts is harmless so are we safe to continue?

Mr P.


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[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I am so happy to have a safe space to discuss this issue I have struggled with for decades. I really enjoy shamppoing my ferrets, any excuse I’m at them with a loofah, is this normal? or something to be suppressed with shame and alcohol?

My advice would be to place the ferrets (no more than six at anyone time) inside your underpants with the loofah and a piece of cheese. Tie both legs of your underpants tightly with biodegrable string and make sure that the elastic on the top of your underpants is tight also

It works for me anyway

PS which blood group are you?

 

[Banbeer]

Dear Aunty OB,

Hi and thanks for caring. I have the same problem that most men face this Christmas day, I'll be at the dinner table sitting opposite a fat bird that no longer gobbles. Any thought on how to brighten up this tricky situation and make the day less awkward.

Many thanks

 

[Banbeer]

Dear OB.

My wife recently started urinating in the tea she serves guests at our home she says it gives her a kick when she watches them drink it, i thought this strange at first but i now quite like the taste so have started doing the same, i believe drinking urine in small amounts is harmless so are we safe to continue?

Mr P.

That's a bottle swap out of the question then

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Dear OB.

My wife recently started urinating in the tea she serves guests at our home she says it gives her a kick when she watches them drink it, i thought this strange at first but i now quite like the taste so have started doing the same, i believe drinking urine in small amounts is harmless so are we safe to continue?

Mr P.

Well that's certainly a new take on Pee Gee Tips

In terms of whether it is safe to continue I need a little more information

Does your wife sit on your guests laps to make sure that she gets it all in their cups when she is urinating?

Is it acceptable in your house to drink it from a saucer?

When you do it how far away from their cups do you have to stand?

Does it also work with coffee?

 

[The-Engineer-That-Brews]

PS which blood group are you?

ahahahaha stop stop, I can't breathe from laughing so much!!!

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Dear Aunty OB,

Hi and thanks for caring. I have the same problem that most men face this Christmas day, I'll be at the dinner table sitting opposite a fat bird that no longer gobbles. Any thought on how to brighten up this tricky situation and make the day less awkward.

Many thanks

Have you thought about a change?

This would be my suggested menu

Before the meal

- Tasty *** bits

Starter

- Some hard rolls with ****-a-leeky soup

Main

- Sausage and meatballs or bangers and mash

Dessert

- Spotted ****


That should be enough to satisfy anyone

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Well that's certainly a new take on Pee Gee Tips

I quite like a cup of Darjpeeling.

Does your wife sit on your guests laps to make sure that she gets it all in their cups when she is urinating?

No she squats over the Tea pot in the kitchen.

Is it acceptable in your house to drink it from a saucer?

Only the cat is allowed to do that.

When you do it how far away from their cups do you have to stand?

About 12 inches so i don't burn my bell end.

Does it also work with coffee?

That's disgusting.

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[Banbeer]

Have you thought about a change?

This would be my suggested menu

Before the meal

- Tasty *** bits

Starter

- Some hard rolls with ****-a-leeky soup

Main

- Sausage and meatballs or bangers and mash

Dessert

- Spotted ****


That should be enough to satisfy anyone

What's wrong with the roast beef that I normally have?

 

[NPi]

No she squats over the Tea pot in the kitchen.

On the kitchen counter, or is the teapot on the floor?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

On the kitchen counter, or is the teapot on the floor?

On the floor, it would be disgusting peeing in the same place you prepare food!