Latest Bond Movie - Shatterhand

[MyQul]

"If reports are to be believed, the next James Bond film – and the last to star Daniel Craig – will be called Shatterhand. Please allow me to be the first to suggest that its plot will involve 007 injuring himself in a botched DIY job."

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/feb/22/shatterhand-007-daniel-craig-james-bond

Apparently it's just a working title but some of the comments below the main article are funny

 

[Clint]

Sounds like his new arch nemesis Miss Funnycacker getting caught short....
Shat-her-hand!
They need to rethink that one....idiots.

 

[MyQul]

I can see it now,Bond and MI6 fighting against that secret global organisation bent on world domination, known only as T.U.R.D

 

[Clint]

Such toilet humour!

 

[Chippy_Tea]

the next James Bond film

I am amazed people still watch these films SWMBO hates them and i am not keen i used to watch them donkeys years ago but haven't for many years.

 

[MyQul]

I am amazed people still watch these films SWMBO hates them and i am not keen i used to watch them donkeys years ago but haven't for many years.

I suppose someone must like them as they keep cranking them out

 

[Clint]

I think action wise they've improved. The older ones with Roger Moore's death stare eyebrow raise were poor.
Talking of whom...chap works with me knew him as his cousin worked for him. Showed me a load of photos on his phone at his funeral with a load of TV and film personalities! RM left him his wooden cigar case still full of cigars and stuff!

 

[Bigcol49]

Apparently, Tomorrow Never Dies was a miscopy by studio cerical staff of the original title, Tomorrow Never Lies.
I wonder when Shitterhand hits our screens?

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I wonder when Shitterhand hits our screens?

Or the fan!

 

[AdeDunn]

Until they get rid of Daniel "Bored and can't really be bothered to put any effort in" Craig, I'm afraid I'm off Bond movies. The last one was a travesty! We went to the cinema to see it, and I thought the projectionist had the focus wrong... Nope, it was filmed that way... I mean, I'm short sighted but I wear glasses so that I can see clearly, I don't want to watch a movie where I may as well not have my glasses on! Throw in his bored and shambolic performance, and well, what a steaming pile of poop...

So, yeah, I guess the title might fit after all....

I was a massive Bond fan, loved them all, right up until Craig took over and turned bond into a rapey scum bag....

 

[marshbrewer]

Shatterhand? Better than stinkyfinger..

 

[Clint]

Stinky finger sung by that fablas songstress Burley Chassis....

 

[Gunge]

I am amazed people still watch these films SWMBO hates them and i am not keen i used to watch them donkeys years ago but haven't for many years.

Ye they're crap. They tried to indoctrinate me as a kid but I could never get past the first five minutes without slinking off to do summat more interesting, like falling asleep. My mate is called Spannerhands cos of his inability to resist taking everything to bits and putting back together. Why, I don't know but it sure as hell beats watching JB films.

 

[Clint]

I work with a few spanners....

 

[Chippy_Tea]

I work with a few spanners....

Youll be the tool box.

 

[BeerCat]

Golden Balls would be a better name.

 

[MyQul]

The suggested name, 'Fannybatter' from the comments in Guardian made me LOL

 

[Chippy_Tea]

Fannybatter

 

[BeerCat]

To be pronounced Shatonhand

 

[Clint]

Ah! The past tense....
Are you sure the pronunciation isn't.... incontinence..