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Landlord.
I can't substantiate any of the following so they are all open to comment.
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- The Civil Servant responsible for increasing the State Pension age to 67 is retiring at 61 years of age and with a £1.8 million pension pot. He will receive £85,000 a year and a Lump Sum of £245,000.
- He’s the secretary for the Department for Works and Pensions. His name is Sir Robert Devereux. I do hope that you all share this. It shows what the establishment thins of ordinary people. i,e, You can work until you drop.
- There are currently about 3,250 people examining Benefit Fraud, while there are only 300 HMRC people examining fraud by those that are wealthy tax dodgers, many of whom give a lot of money to the Tory Party!
- "In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." quote from author George Orwell
- To find your Tory Name:
- Take the first name of a grandparent as your Tory first name.
- Then take the name of the street you grew up in and hyphenate it with the surname of your first headmaster.
- The end result won't be as posh as Jacob Reees-Mogg but it will come pretty close.
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- A Banker, a worker and an asylum seeker are sitting at a table with 20 biscuits.
- The banker takes 19 biscuits and warns the worker “Watch out, the asylum seeker is going to take your biscuit away!”
- A mugger stops a man in the street and says “Give me your money.”
- The gentleman was shocked by the sudden attack and said “You can’t do this, I’m a Tory MP!”
- “In that case,” the mugger said, “Give me my money!”
- Just to put this government into perspective, the Benefits Helpline is 55p per minute but the Benefits Fraud Line is free!
- "Compassionate Conservatism" is like a unicorn. Everyone has heard of it but no one has seen it.
- Dennis Skinner “Half the Tories opposite are crooks!”
- Speaker of the House “Please retract that statement.”
- Dennis Skinner “Okay. Half of the Tories opposite are not crooks.”
- “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know the shall never sit in.” Ancient Greek Proverb
- “The rise in food banks is uplifting.” Jacob Rees-Mogg - Conservative MP.
- “Food Banks are not part of a Welfare State they are a symbol that the Welfare State is not working.” Mhairi Black - SNP MP
- "Every single prime minister elected since 1979 has had the backing of Murdoch. Of course, Murdoch extracts a steep price for his support. I call this “corruption” but somehow “polite society” in the UK only uses that word if it happens abroad.” Tom London