Inoffensive stuff...

[Clint]

With all the recent hysteria about people being offended on some strangers behalf I think I might bring to people's attention some inoffensive things....please feel free to add your own.
1. Deliah Smith's Christmas cooking show.
2. Girls aloud singing Jingle Bell Rock.
In niceness..
Clint

 

[strange-steve]

Two Christmas suggestions? I'm offended on behalf of all non-christians.

 

[THBF]

Seeing beautiful Christmas decorations when out doing an after dark errand.

 

[Ghillie]

Getting slapped with a salmon.

 

[Gunge]

Seeing beautiful Christmas decorations when out doing an after dark errand.

Seeing vandals set fire to the Xmas tree outside the town hall.

 

[DavidDetroit]

Here's some niceness that may be unoffensive:
1. I was just reading the matchbox on the wooden stick matches. The company plants trees to replace what they use and the box itself is made from recycled paper.
2. Many of the abandoned/unsafe houses in the Detroit area have been demolished (a good thing). Homeowners have taken to making vegetable gardens on these lots and give away vegetables to nearby residents.

A very nice idea, this thread.

 

[DavidDetroit]

Getting slapped with a salmon.

Do you get to keep and cook the salmon?

 

[Ghillie]

Do you get to keep and cook the salmon?

 

[Linalmeemow]

I just came back from child #2's Christmas concert at school, loads of the kids doing musical instrument recitals and choir and all that stuff. With the exception of two of the acts the kids did really well and everyone had a nice time. Very, very inoffensive.

 

[Clint]

How delightful!

 

[MyQul]

Puppies & kittens

 

[aamcle]

Clint.

I'm offended on behalf of gravitationally challenged!!


Aamcle

 

[Clint]

Yes Myqul! That's exactly the kind of things to be mentioned on the inoffensive thread.
Although...our Jack Russell was very offended today when the BT man came round to fix our phone line...in fact she was bloody furious!

 

[Martybhoy]

Allan Titchmarsh.

 

[strange-steve]

Allan T**chmarsh.

Fixed that for you before someone got offended :thumba:

 

[BeerCat]

Clint.

I'm offended on behalf of gravitationally challenged!!


Aamcle

Beer or people?

 

[MartinHaworth]

Motherhood




and apple pie

 

[MyQul]

Raindrops on roses
And whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

 

[Clint]

You great big soppy fool..

 

[GerritT]

Mildly snoring bunnies.