Happy and sad

[Boomerang Bender]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is an absolute bunch of ****. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

Yes I can, says she: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick." :lol:

 

[jaymondo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i'm gonna be sharing that one next time i'm down the pub!!!