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We already have the joke thread so this is for all other stuff (please keep it clean)

I found this by accident earlier it appealed to my warped sense of humour.

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I love the old silly instructions and warnings on things. For example on a pack of peanuts “Warning - May contain nuts”.
By far my favourite was this suggestion I saw once on a packet of raisins “Try tossing over your breakfast cereal in the morning”:laugh8:
 
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