A chum who is somewhat older than me (he'll be 91 in a couple of weeks) can't recall "A Pub With No Beer". (He is, of course, familiar with The Drinking Song and much else from The Student Prince.) So, as people have started putting lyrics here, I thought I might as well join in - just for the children who were not around in 1957.
"A Pub With No Beer" - Slim Dusty, 1957 (Australian accent obligatory)
Oh it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingoes call
But there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.
Now the publican's anxious for the quota to come
And there's a far away look on the face of the bum
The maid's gone all cranky and the cook's acting queer
Oh what a terrible place is a pub with no beer.
Then the stockman rides up with his dry dusty throat
He breasts up to the bar and pulls a wad from his coat
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
As the barman says sadly the pub's got no beer.
Then the swaggie comes in smothered in dust and flies
He throws down his roll and rubs the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told, he says “What's this I hear?
I've trudged fifty flamin' miles to a pub with no beer.”
There's a dog on the veranda, for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a dog round a pub with no beer.
Old Billy the blacksmith, the first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the kitchen, she says "You're early Bill dear"
But then he breaks down and tells her the pub's got no beer.
So it's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the campfire at night where the wild dingoes call
But there's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.
For completeness, here is The Drinking Song.
(Mario Lanza did the singing, someone else acted the part; 1954. The Prince, in disguise as an ordinary student, is initiated into a student clique in a Heidelberg Bierkeller...)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,
Eins, zwei, drei, fier, lift your stein and drink your beer,
Eins, zwei, drei, fier, lift your stein and drink your beer.
Drink, drink, drink,
Two eyes that are bright as stars when they're shining on me,
Drink, drink, drink,
Two lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree,
Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine
Lovingly, longingly soon into mine
May those lips that are red and sweet
Tonight with joy my own lips meet;
Drink, drink, let the toasts start,
May young hearts never part,
Drink, drink, drink, let every true lover salute his sweetheart.
Drink, drink, drink,
Two arms that are white and warm as the moon and the sun,
Drink, drink, drink,
Two hearts that will love one only when I am the one,
Here's a hope that those soft arms will twine
Lovingly, longingly, soon around mine
All I ask is the right to see
Those smiling eyes beguiling me;
Drink, drink, let the toasts start,
May young hearts never part,
Drink, drink, drink, let every true lover salute his sweetheart.
Let's drink!