Dogs sh***ing in front of my house

[MartialAnt]

If you have/can get a hard drive recorder, you wont need a sensor. Just press record and away you go :thumb:

Comes down to affordability & i cant afford one right now.

 

[Vossy1]

Comes down to affordability & i cant afford one right now

You have a hard drive on your pc and you should be able to record onto it :hmm:

 

[toasted]

nightmare , i always clean up after my dog
ive heard of someone picking up a regular offenders dog **** in a bag and following the person back to there house and nailing it to his door apparently that worked well :party:
as for someone throwing something in your garden that makes your dog ill MartialAnt thats bang out of order id go ballistic especially about grassing you up for a few plants, go to your nearest fishing tackle shop and buy 2-3k of hemp and spread it over every inch of her garden with a catapult and return the favour see how she likes it :thumb:

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Kid near me takes dog out and it shits near to house and sometimes outside, only a small dog but I've warned the wife I'll do time inside if I catch him letting the dog drop it's load outside! :x

 

[unclepumble]

Oldy but a goodie.

• Scoop up turd in old newspaper
  Walk to owners house
  Check they are in
  Deposit wrapped turd on doorstep
  Set paper alight
  Ring doorbell
  Walk away

<stamp stamp stamp urgh!>

Got to love my late great dad for teaching me that one.

I allways use a macdonalds bag for that one they burn well, and bring a new meaning to the phrase "Giving someone a doggy bag"

 

[unclepumble]

I have woken up every morning this week and looked out of the curtains to find a Very Large German Shepard having a **** on my front lawn, It's really pissing me off!

To make it worse the cheeky B*stard even brought his dog with him this morning!




Seriously though, dog sh*t on an area kids play on is not good,

Good luck finding the culprit, & sorting him out!

 

[31bb3]

Wait till you catch the culprit then follow em home and smear it all over there car Its a dirty job but someones gotta do it

 

[Springer]

This ones certainly getting some views. :)
Read it earlier this morning before breakfast and had to come back and add my bit. Didn't know I could smile so much that early :lol:
I have two dogs and always pick up when appropriate..........i.e. not in the woods
Had a similar thing some months ago, regular pile at the gate post, but luckily it stopped before I traced the offender, the owner that is not the dog. (Just to make things clear it was the dog doing the shxxting not the owner, or I think it was :? :lol:)
Another thing that confused me, I regularly use to get a fag packet thrown in a similar place. Have I upset someone, do they always finish the packet by my gate, or what :?
S