dog ****

[tazuk]

Our neighbour's dog **** in our garden so my mum told to me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.



I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog **** in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[PD]

:party: :party: :party:

 

[joe1002]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That really tickled me

 

[carl_saint]

:rofl:

 

[fastfocus]

I see things are the same all over the world. I have the same problem over here. Dam dog crapped next to my car door. OH YES, i stepped in it as i was getting in the car. :evil:

 

[Wendy1971]

Doesnt **** fetch you luck :lol:

 

[tbert33]

Doesnt **** fetch you luck :lol:

Thought it was only when a bird craps on you.

Mind you saying that i once had a pigeon crap on me and my pasty just i was putting it in my gob. So i lobbed a quid ont lottery... not one number!

 

[Ceejay]

So you had no pasty and were a quid down. Harsh.

Nice joke, Tazuk :lol:

 

[Zedilly]

Doesnt **** fetch you luck :lol:

Thought it was only when a bird craps on you.

I had a bird crap on me once....................I dumped her.

 

[fastfocus]

Doesnt **** fetch you luck :lol:

Thought it was only when a bird craps on you.

I had a bird crap on me once....................I dumped her.

I think i'd do the same if a bird crapped on me. OHHH wait..... How hot is she??? No i'd bump her
Stepping in the shi* brought me no luck that day. One could say it was the start of a long shi**y day.

 

[IPA]

I had a bird crap on me once....................I dumped her.[/quote]

I think i'd do the same if a bird crapped on me. OHHH wait..... How hot is she??? No i'd bump her
Stepping in the shi* brought me no luck that day. One could say it was the start of a long shi**y day.[/quote]

I think the word for this is scatology