condescending LHBS

[Gerryjo]

...when he devises a cunning plan to repackage his sack of dental gypsum into trendy hipster homebrew additives for £40 a go to any "craft brewers" he can....

Must get a head start and ask the children to bring home the chalk from school....👍

Sent from my ALE-L21

 

[Clint]

..yeah then you can get outside the house and draw those hopscotch grids all over the road! Or do some of those 3d drawings so the postie thinks he's going to drive his pushbike down a great big hole!

 

[Gunge]

...when he devises a cunning plan to repackage his sack of dental gypsum into trendy hipster homebrew additives for £40 a go to any "craft brewers" he can....

Exactly what I was thinking! The amazing thing is, some clowns would actually buy it if I could dream up sufficiently fanciful claims.

 

[Clint]

...anything mentioning...craft,beards, california,beards,tight trousers, hipsters,over expensive,
I wonder what fanciful claims you could put on the tin...?
How about...
Craft beer water purifier..hand mined on the moon by recycled machines made in Victorian London. Can also be used to add lustre to your beard.
Just £39.99 per 100g. Available in all boutique gentlemens emporiums.

 

[Dutto]

...anything mentioning...craft,beards, california,beards,tight trousers, hipsters,over expensive,
I wonder what fanciful claims you could put on the tin...?
How about...
Craft beer water purifier..hand mined on the moon by recycled machines made in Victorian London. Can also be used to add lustre to your beard.
Just ���£39.99 per 100g. Available in all boutique gentlemens emporiums.

How about that crap lager sold on the basis that it is "reassuringly expensive"? :lol: :lol:

Rip-Off Britain? I think so because the lager that is "reassuringly expensive" in the UK is one of the cheapest lagers available in France!

The latest sales ploy is that I "master the 9 step pouring ritual" in order to enjoy the stuff ...

... when in reality, I wouldn't enjoy it if they gave the it away! :lol: :lol:

 

[Bigcol49]

...anything mentioning...craft,beards, california,beards,tight trousers, hipsters,over expensive,
I wonder what fanciful claims you could put on the tin...?
How about...
Craft beer water purifier..hand mined on the moon by recycled machines made in Victorian London. Can also be used to add lustre to your beard.
Just ��£39.99 per 100g. Available in all boutique gentlemens emporiums.

Hi!
You forgot to sprinkle your description with phrases like "organic", "additive-free", "finest quality", etc etc

 

[Bigcol49]

. . . in reality, I wouldn't enjoy it if they gave the it away!

Hi!
At last, I've found someone else who doesn't like It's All To Arse!
I hear that the Cat's Protection League have begun an action in the High Court against the brewer :lol: