Chainsaws??? anyone got one?

[Moley]

Wots a Uzi :wha:

Other machine guns are available.

 

[dennisking]

Bloody hell, are they that wild in Yorkshire :shock:

 

[thejesmonddingo]

They are in Wombwell Woods.
Ian

 

[Frisp]

I have a jonsered and I worship it like my shiney.... It is one feker of a saw.... Reminds me of the old joke

Whats the difference between a chansaw and a monkey....

They both F***K up trees ..... :rofl:

 

[leedsbrew]

Bloody hell, are they that wild in Yorkshire :shock:

You know it!

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Just seen this on the front of our weekly local paper, could it be a warning for me??

BB

 

[Springer]

It's your call BB. :)
Once had a mate who " followed through " with a chainsaw that is, when lopping branches on the ground.
He was laying in the back of his van, holding his hankie over the bit of his leg that wasn't there, :? and the customer said aren't you going to finish the job. :lol:
Your call. :lol:
S
P.S. never mind the Uzi, a chainsaw is bad enough when it goes wrong. :hmm:

 

[shocker]

The UZI is a good comparison to the chainsaw - we called them "spray and pray" back when I had to do with such things . I dont remember offhand if they had a single shot setting but they certainly had no '3 round' function like modern MPGs . This led to the mag emptying in a second or so due to the ludicrously high rate of fire and the muzzle climbing and waving higher with each round discharged .

So....pretty much like an out of control chainsaw , really . :whistle:

Mind you , reading a book about the American civil war I found a mention of an oak tree 2 ft across that was felled by muzzle loading rifle fire alone from distances over 100yds . Maybe this is a safer option .... :? :wha:

 

[tazuk]

uzi is crap you will need one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvBiH8U5 ... re=related

Wots a Uzi :wha:

Other machine guns are available.

 

[shocker]

Meh......barrett 50 cal....pretty much like our old Boys anti tank rifle ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpMlwgajjIg

but that had a hydraulic shock in the butt to cushion the blow . The old Bren with a fresh barrel was a premium long range sniping weapon , buts what REALLY impressive is our guys turning the gas right down on their 7.62 GPMGs and sniping single shots with THEM !

Typical Yank Marines , all "Hut! Hut! Hut!" and hand signals no one understands :whistle:

 

[tazuk]

:thumb: mm but you got to say watching the 50 call hitting a talaban :rofl: and then just a red mist is good :clap: :thumb:

 

[BeerEagle]

The 7.62 SLR was also a mean machine. Turn down the reload gas and take out a terrorist through two layers of brick (hiding behind a chimney stack)

 

[shocker]

Oh yes , the old "black rifle" ! Gas down and away.....that or file a spare sear down and loose off the whole mag in one burst ....then go directly to colchester , do not pass go , do not collect £200 . :whistle:

 

[BeerEagle]

Oh yes , the old "black rifle" ! Gas down and away.....that or file a spare sear down and loose off the whole mag in one burst ....then go directly to colchester , do not pass go , do not collect £200 . :whistle:

haha, that's the one.

At least you could drill with it without looking a complete prat. Don't like the look of these new .50 military stuff.