Clarence
Landlord.
Invite your mates round for 5 quid a pint and put the proceeds towards the lecky bill.While it's still open. There's prediction's of 8 quid a pint.
4 stout lads drinking 4 pints each- £80 a day, £29000 a year. That should cover the heating and the brewing costs. Wife and kids on full time brewing duty at minimum wage minus heating and eating deductions. Yep, I'm beginning to see light at the end of the tunnel here. Get plenty of malt in before it goes up.
And some of you think I'm kidding!